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Bender on the mean streets of New New York (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/futurama@lemmy.world
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[-] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 28 points 11 months ago

One third of half of an ass is not one third of an ass...

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 39 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Assuming the crew was Leela, Fry, and Bender:

Leela was definitely a whole ass, meaning bender and fry combined to equal negative half an ass, leaving the final at half assed.

So if Bender is 1/3 of an ass, that would make fry -5/6'ths of an ass.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

[-] nezbyte@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

How many asses is Fry worth?

[-] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago

A fellow meatbag did the math on this, apparently Fry is worth - 5/6th's aof an ass.

[-] nezbyte@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Wow, seems higher than I would’ve expected. My guess was -2 assess. Perhaps the ship computer should be included in the calculations. thanks meatbags!

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago

One half of one third assed*

[-] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And here i am, reading this and hearing roberto's "he-hAA" as he stabs with a knife. Good news! Some voices are just carved in my mind i guess.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

He earned it through hard practice

[-] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Pain stabbing practice

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