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[-] troed@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

Looking at the image another question immediately arises: Do non-AI generated women still exist?

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It is vitally important that everyone learn AI skills so they can generate open doors for AI women

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

We had Photoshop even before we could somewhat convincingly generate full images of people.

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[-] JackBinimbul@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Man here. I haven't opened a door since 2005. When my wife isn't with me I just stand outside trying to hide my tears until a woman comes along to let me in.

[-] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Men are just dogs 🤭

[-] Jaberw0cky@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Surely if you are near a door and someone wants to come through you open and hold it for them regardless of sex?

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If it's a man coming, I purposefully and with force, slam it shut and block it with my body.

[-] axexrx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If you just stand there, waiting for another man to ~~cum~~ come , that makes you gay.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Stick it in the letter slot and I'll help you out.

[-] SirActionSack@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I ONLY hold it if there's sex.

Gender is irrelevant.

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Been my experience with random people for like a decade or more. The only people I've run into who seemed to care was this elderly couple in Alabama (I was visiting, live in GA) where the wife always waited for her husband to open doors, and my sister-in-law who has my brother open doors for her.

She also chastised me for not walking over to my mom's door and opening it for her when we were all eating out once, to my mother's confusion because she's used to opening her own doors.

[-] axexrx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I used to work in a brew pub. I had a woman once criticize me for not going out of my way to get the door for her. I was behind the bar, so that would have required me walking like 20' away and then 30' back to front to get to her.

She let herself in then called me out for not opening the door for her. I responded with "I needed to make sure you werent a vampire, since they can't enter uninvited!"

She grimaced and one of the regulars chimed in "youre wrong, shes definitely a harpy, not a vampire!"

And she stormed out.

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[-] javiwhite@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

I know I do; because I refuse to use windows.  

Badum tss. (Yes, I use arch btw.)

[-] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 1 points 1 month ago

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

As a man, I can confirm I just phase through the door.

[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Are you Barry Allen?

[-] h3ll3rsh4nks@ani.social 2 points 1 month ago

I personally vibrate on a molecular level and phase through them myself.

[-] masta_chief@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago
[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah knights never did anything like that

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Also yes, men do. Like me personally, I will hold open doors for other men even. And I’ve had doors opened for me too. These tradwife women high-key rude as fuck for never opening doors for people.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I do, but I always hate when there are two doors and then they feel obligated to do the double thank you. It's like bless yous with sneezes, three sneeze should only get you one bless you, two doors, one thank you.

[-] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago
[-] axexrx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Is there a ken M community on the fedeverse?

[-] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago
[-] spacesatan@leminal.space 1 points 1 month ago

Is it an autism thing that I kind of get annoyed when people hold doors for me? Like fuck, I was planning to open the door myself, now you just changed my plan.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I do. If I get to make it first I hold it open for them, male or female sometimes both

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

i usually either opt for going through windows, or wait for a woman or an enby to open a door and then run at them aggressively before they close it

[-] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

If men wouldn't open doors a slowly increasing number of them would be stuck in rooms.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Unless they have a signed JUDICIAL warrant with your name and address on it, that door remains shut.

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

IDK, personally I always wait until someone else uses it and I just kinda swoop in behind them.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Why would a man need to open a door for chat gpt

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

r/KenM was such a solid subreddit back in the day. Top tier comedy. Now it’s just fake profiles and bots that use the name for clicks.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I wasn't familiar, so I had a poke around the internet and found some lists of his work. Bloody hilarious.

"If there was gravity in space the planets would fall down." :D

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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

No.

Tailgating is against company policy.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Must be ugly men who can’t even get a lady to open the door for them…

But for real, I’m a woman who opens the door for people who are approaching regardless of their gender and I wish for few things more than exclusively women who say things like this to have to deal with the men who get all pissy at a woman holding the door for them

[-] Bluewing@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I have explosives. I make my own doors.

I do find it odd that there is never anything but a pile of rubble on the other side though.

[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 1 points 1 month ago

No, of course not. We just check for potential witnesses before assuming our natural amorphous form so we can slither under them.

[-] flameguy21@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I prefer to get mad skew from an akward slope

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I don't open doors. I learned to phase-shift long ago so now I just go through doors when I need to.

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