Looking at the image another question immediately arises: Do non-AI generated women still exist?
It is vitally important that everyone learn AI skills so they can generate open doors for AI women
We had Photoshop even before we could somewhat convincingly generate full images of people.
Man here. I haven't opened a door since 2005. When my wife isn't with me I just stand outside trying to hide my tears until a woman comes along to let me in.
Men are just dogs 🤭
Surely if you are near a door and someone wants to come through you open and hold it for them regardless of sex?
If it's a man coming, I purposefully and with force, slam it shut and block it with my body.
If you just stand there, waiting for another man to ~~cum~~ come , that makes you gay.
Stick it in the letter slot and I'll help you out.
I ONLY hold it if there's sex.
Gender is irrelevant.
Been my experience with random people for like a decade or more. The only people I've run into who seemed to care was this elderly couple in Alabama (I was visiting, live in GA) where the wife always waited for her husband to open doors, and my sister-in-law who has my brother open doors for her.
She also chastised me for not walking over to my mom's door and opening it for her when we were all eating out once, to my mother's confusion because she's used to opening her own doors.
I used to work in a brew pub. I had a woman once criticize me for not going out of my way to get the door for her. I was behind the bar, so that would have required me walking like 20' away and then 30' back to front to get to her.
She let herself in then called me out for not opening the door for her. I responded with "I needed to make sure you werent a vampire, since they can't enter uninvited!"
She grimaced and one of the regulars chimed in "youre wrong, shes definitely a harpy, not a vampire!"
And she stormed out.
I know I do; because I refuse to use windows.
Badum tss. (Yes, I use arch btw.)
(☞゚ヮ゚)☞
As a man, I can confirm I just phase through the door.
Are you Barry Allen?
I personally vibrate on a molecular level and phase through them myself.
How unchivalrous of you
Yeah knights never did anything like that
Also yes, men do. Like me personally, I will hold open doors for other men even. And I’ve had doors opened for me too. These tradwife women high-key rude as fuck for never opening doors for people.
I do, but I always hate when there are two doors and then they feel obligated to do the double thank you. It's like bless yous with sneezes, three sneeze should only get you one bless you, two doors, one thank you.
All glory to Ken M
Is there a ken M community on the fedeverse?

Is it an autism thing that I kind of get annoyed when people hold doors for me? Like fuck, I was planning to open the door myself, now you just changed my plan.
I do. If I get to make it first I hold it open for them, male or female sometimes both
i usually either opt for going through windows, or wait for a woman or an enby to open a door and then run at them aggressively before they close it
If men wouldn't open doors a slowly increasing number of them would be stuck in rooms.
Unless they have a signed JUDICIAL warrant with your name and address on it, that door remains shut.
IDK, personally I always wait until someone else uses it and I just kinda swoop in behind them.
Why would a man need to open a door for chat gpt
r/KenM was such a solid subreddit back in the day. Top tier comedy. Now it’s just fake profiles and bots that use the name for clicks.
I wasn't familiar, so I had a poke around the internet and found some lists of his work. Bloody hilarious.
"If there was gravity in space the planets would fall down." :D
No.
Tailgating is against company policy.
Must be ugly men who can’t even get a lady to open the door for them…
But for real, I’m a woman who opens the door for people who are approaching regardless of their gender and I wish for few things more than exclusively women who say things like this to have to deal with the men who get all pissy at a woman holding the door for them
I have explosives. I make my own doors.
I do find it odd that there is never anything but a pile of rubble on the other side though.
No, of course not. We just check for potential witnesses before assuming our natural amorphous form so we can slither under them.
I don't open doors. I learned to phase-shift long ago so now I just go through doors when I need to.
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