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UPDATE -- I found the original website and it's even better than we thought.

https://denmarkification.com/

Part 2 - This was started in Feb 2025 when tRump first proposed taking over Greenland.

https://apnews.com/article/denmark-greenland-california-75f1521f32871069e9840069e829e4dc

What began as a joke on social media has snowballed into one of the most talked-about political satire campaigns in Europe this year. More than 200,000 Danish citizens have now signed a viral petition proposing that Denmark buy the U.S. state of California, a tongue-in-cheek response to former U.S. President Donald Trump’s past interest in acquiring Greenland.

Under the fictional proposal, Californians would be welcomed into the Kingdom of Denmark with a package of benefits that reads like a parody of Nordic governance. The petition promises “rule of law, universal health care, and fact-based politics” as immediate perks of Danish administration.

To underscore the absurdity, the organizers also pledge a lifetime supply of Danish pastries for all 39 million residents of the state. The petition’s website jokingly notes that while Denmark cannot solve every problem, “we are very confident about pastries.”

The satirical plan goes further, outlining a full cultural “Denmarkification” of the West Coast. Los Angeles would be rechristened “Løs Ångeles,” while Danish-style cycling infrastructure would spread across cities more famous for traffic jams than bicycles.

Even California’s most iconic institutions are not spared. Disneyland would be rebranded as “Hans Christian Andersenland,” a nod to Denmark’s most famous storyteller, Hans Christian Andersen. The petition cheerfully asks readers to imagine fairy tales replacing cartoon mascots, and even suggests that Viking helmets might become standard park attire.

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[-] aleph@piefed.social 23 points 1 month ago

As a spokesperson for CA citizens, we'll take it! Please and thank you.

[-] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

Only if they take Washington and Oregon too.

[-] assembly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

As a WA state resident, we require inclusion in the deal. In fact, you buy 1 California and receive a complimentary WA state for free! Act now, and receive a special-one-time Oregon while supplies last!

[-] wheezy@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

If it were up to me Canada would buy us. I heard their getting China EVs soon.

[-] X@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

As a Washingtonian, yes please, and thank you for including us and Oregon. It is greatly appreciated!

[-] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

An overland route between Mexico and Canada that doesn't go through the US, that could be interesting.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

Would you be fine if we just made you EU members instead of a state? That might make things less complicated. And would piss Trump off even more.

[-] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Californian Republic would definitely have the most interesting flag in the EU. Too many tricolors, not enough bears.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'll happily start learning ~~Dutch~~ Danish

[-] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Unless I'm being wooshed, I think it might be best to start learning the actual languages spoken in Denmark unless you expect the Netherlands to outbid them lol

[-] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

I'm a dumbass

[-] DrakeAlbrecht@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Where do I sign?!

[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Can other states join? Asking for friends.

[-] gigachad@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago

I think it's psychologically important for Denmark to own California

[-] zbyte64@awful.systems 3 points 1 month ago

It's psychologically important for me to, the change would be of immense psychological benefit to me.

[-] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Why is it even part of the US? Just because some ships have been landed there? Well, danish has landed there too.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

I, for one, welcome our new Danish overlords!

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You gotta keep the Bear.

[-] treesquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Texas or Florida would have been a much more appropriate choice. Trump doesn't even like California.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 14 points 1 month ago

No one wants to buy Florida.

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I don't know. Is there a country of Shreks out there somewhere? They might want to buy the thing.

[-] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Can we just put Florida up for sale?

[-] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Hey listen: California is vital for Denmark's security, for some reason. Also, the Danish prime minister was snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize, so that means that they're going to invade us if we don't comply with the sale.

[-] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

All sales of California include a complementary Washington State, and yes, it's mandatory.

[-] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Shit, wait for me to get there first!

[-] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Oh damn, don't tease me with a good time. I'm not a rich man, but I'd make a donation to help pay for the purchase.

[-] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Canada wants to buy Minnesota. They seem like our kind of people.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Frankly, I'd like to move to Denmark or Greenland, but they'd probably be understandably suspicious of me.

[-] P1nkman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Yup. Just saw articles from Feb 2025.

Good thing is they're up to 285k now!

[-] rageagainstmachines@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Count me in for being absorbed by Denmark!

[-] Minimac@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I should moving to Denmark because I’m part of Denmark so fuck America!!!!

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Please buy all the west coast. We're like triplets and don't want to be parted. /puppydogeyes

[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

200,000, that's almost an entire suburb of LA!

Don’t tempt us with a good time.

Also, can you take MA too? We have lots of neat bioscience stuff, tons of universities, and a similar dislike of orangeboi.

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I would give the Danes a bundle deal. Buy California and I'll include all the Blue States.

[-] goombakid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Take the whole west coast. OR and WA are sick of this BS too. Hell, take HI as well!

[-] razen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I as an Asian support this deal. Please go ahead with it.

[-] GojuRyu@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

a package of benefits that reads like a parody of Nordic governance. The petition promises “rule of law, universal health care, and fact-based politics”

That’s not even a parody, just daily life in the nordics contrasted with the US.

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

California is one of the few states (most) Americans would not want to give up.

How about some of the Deep South?

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