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[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 75 points 5 days ago
[-] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 37 points 5 days ago

Asking a lib to do the only thing libs ever want to do is somehow going too far.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago

i saw that too and had to stop reading the thread.

"you want to lead us? then lead us!"
"hold your insolent tongue, peasant!"

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Who are you then?

paid-for-by-kamala-harris I am your Queen.

Queen of the who?

jokermala Kings are the head of the nation, which I was robbed of by Trump. If Trump can be King then I am Your Queen.

You married Trump?

kamala-coconut-tree History was handed down to me on the shoulders of many strong women who were strong enough to carry two loads of coconuts on top of them working tirelessly without recognition for hundreds of years.

That doesn't answer the question.

top-cop Look, Your Queen is Talking now.

[-] Kumikommunism@hexbear.net 63 points 5 days ago

Strange, Kamala said she would restrict asylum status and enforce border security more strongly than Trump. If he's doing it by killing people, I wonder what she would have done. Kill the dude and the entire rest of the crowd?

[-] QinShiHuangsShlong@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago

She was going to follow the MacArthur school of thought, nuking the border into a sea of irradiated cobalt to own the commies and greedy refugees.

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago

Even had a border patrol agent at the DNC and libs were convinced she was good on immigration

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 50 points 5 days ago

youre-laughing It's her VP pick that is flubbing it up and the libs are glazing her. The dems are doing nothing and they're glazing her!

joker-amerikkklap

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

Trying to get herself back into that primary race

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 48 points 5 days ago
  • sent from iphone in my luxury home with a bottle of that red and some xanax on deck
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Kamala - what do you want to say about Minneapolis?

hittin' that hittin' that hittin' that hittin' that xanax

Um. We need to put out a statement.

hittin' that hittin' that hittin' that hittin' that bottlea red

I see. So you want me get right on it.

No flies on you. Hahahahahahaha. 'N you're fucking up my flow. Why do you even have a job? Hahahahahahaha.

I'll bring it to you shortly.

hittin' that hittin' that hittin' that hittin' that xanax - Oh! Wine Mommy's gotten dizzy. Somebody bring me a straw so I can drink lying down! Hahahahahahaha.

[-] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 35 points 5 days ago

I thought Harris wants the most lethal military in the world? Or is it only cool when it's foreign civilians being murdered?

[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

Ope! That’s one whataboutism for you! We are talking about American citizens here, but I know maga loves to deflect whenever they can smuglord

[-] WHATABOUTISM_DETECTOR@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

soypoint-1 whataboutism soypoint-2

[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago

Kamala’s existence does help me remember that no matter who is charge, we still live in a post truth society. Not like I need to remind any of you, but this is the same person who laughed like a hyena when talking about her time as cop and also spoke flippantly about what she’d do as president with the army. Just completely ignored by every single dnc loyalist in this country

[-] Kumikommunism@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago

Remember when she pointed at Captain Racism and said "eeerm, I think this guy might be racist" to further her career and then became his sidekick, Racism Girl, to again further her career? And then when she was called on it, she laughed and said "it was a debate". Libs seem to have amnesia when I ask them.

[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

Oh damn yeah see how did I miss that? Even Colbert was visibly taken aback

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

Don't forget said she'd be more aggressive than Trump on the border. volcel-kamala

[-] miz@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

"I have a Glock and um I've had it for quite some time." jokermala

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 31 points 5 days ago
[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 5 days ago

They are not happy with the people pointing out this had always been happening just only now ice feels comfortable enough to start shooting

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 11 points 5 days ago
[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago
[-] Homme_Tanks@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

Instantly flashbanged by the white khive lady telling the guy he's racist for saying kamala should do something

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

Luke warm Obama copyism. You're supposed to aura farm when you're out of office after you've been president.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 17 points 5 days ago

Comments after are wild.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

Secure borders are as realistic as any number of utopian ideas but a lot more depressing therefore it has the appearance of a pragmatic idea.

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Asking your politicians to call for action is basically slavery

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Barack "I ain't got no Opinion"bama

obama-socialism

[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

TALK IS CHEAP

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