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Well said.
The book is ALWAYS better.
It's that the one the writer made free for a few days to make it show up when ppl searched melania?
Yes, it is. When I read about it, it was the fifth result as per the comments, when I searched for it to "buy" it, it was already the second result, so, it actually was working :)
this comment has more viewers than her movie
That's because it's a bribe, and not a documentary that's supposed to make money, lol.
"I’d be amazed if box office gets reported on this title," one industry insider told The Mirror, adding that the film’s distributors might be paying a fee to cinemas to screen the movie, an established practice known as “four-walling.”
Documentary filmmaker Stefano Da Frè, who was not involved in the film, told CNN that "data-driven" Amazon would not have invested that much expecting to lose money.
“With all their tools, all their AI, Amazon Web Services — they didn’t just come up with that number randomly,” Da Frè said. “They believe, through their metrics, that it’s worth that amount.”
40M is nothing to Bezos, and it's a good investment if it wins him a few favors from Trump.
Really depends whether Trump can handle the humiliation.
Personally, I was eager to see it and super pumped to finally learn more about this fascinating and enigmatically beautiful woman. But while I was waiting in line with hundreds of other culture lovers, George Soros came strolling along and paid each of us a thousand quid to go and watch something better instead. So I went to The Smurfs. I hear he's going to all the cinemas with these bundles of cash. Him and Obama, who was doing the next street.
I bet if you posted this on truth.social, orange monkey would re-tweet you.
SOOOORRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS!! gestures angrily at sky
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They believe they’ll get something back out of this via corruption for sure.
I think ultimately Trump will blame Amazon for messing up the movie defeating the whole point of the exercise though.
Amazon should have let Ellison’s companies make it because the backlash won’t have been worth it.
With narcissism, I think their goal is always both. They deserve the bribe and the adoration, in their minds
It shows a really quite astounding lack of self awareness to even think that it's worth having a premier in the UK.
Had she been even remotely aware of how we (I'm from the UK) feel about her husband over here, she would know that this was inevitable.
Her husband is universally despised in this country. Even by the Right.
She should be despised too, she's not a victim.
Easy there. Reform dipshits love him.
“With all their tools, all their AI, Amazon Web Services — they didn’t just come up with that number randomly,” Da Frè said. “They believe, through their metrics, that it’s worth that amount.”
Having worked at Amazon for a couple years this is the most hilarious thing I've read.
If someone L10+ wants something to happen its gonna happen metrics be damned. Lemmings will fudge numbers and just make it work. For all the bluster about LPs and such it's a very top down culture and what VPs and above want they fucking get it.
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If it gets them a new tax bill or something, it'll be worth billions. Trump is the cheapest presidential bribe of the last 100 years, and that's just because of inflation.
He’s half right. Bezos is getting what he paid for. He couldn’t care less if anyone sees that movie.
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Single? As in <10??
Yeah, its reported to be a whole 3 people in Londons "flagship" theater venue
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This movie was just a trump bribe.
Amazon didn't care if it lost money. They gave 25 million for the rights to melanias story right to trump. A legal payout. So they spent a few more million on a failed movie.bribe was payed
UK cinema chain Vue's will premier "Melania" at 3:10 p.m. at its flagship Islington theater in London, but so far only one person has bought a ticket and just two tickets have sold for a 6 p.m. showing – undercutting President Donald Trump's hype claims
"MELANIA, the Movie, is a MUST WATCH," Trump posted Tuesday on Truth Social. "Get your tickets today — Selling out, FAST!"
Lmao, one person… probably a critic who has to watch it too.
It got a whole digit? I'm surprised...
this silly hoe has been humiliating herself the whole fuckin time c'mon
I would have humiliated her for FREE.
Where is DOGE when you need it?
UK is doing Denmark and the rest of Europe a solid here. They're being the black cop at the Capitol that baits the MAGAs away from the congressional chambers.
Honestly do not understand why it’s in cinemas. At least if it was streaming only they could just lie about it’s viewership figures and stick it at no 1
Sure. Humiliated all the way to the bank.
And luckily she didn't even have to have sex with a monster this time to make these millions
That you know of
I dunno how you get a whole movie out of her story. What is there to tell?
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Eastern European model
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Sleeps her way into the family of a rich asshole
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Has baby to secure long term seat at the dinner table
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The end
That's a story everyone has seen play out 1000 times already.
Illegally worked in the USA too.
I almost feel bad for her, then I remind myself she's a terrible person
She’s an Einstein Genius™ Visa holder!
Why is that documentary in theaters? When was the last time a documentary was in the theaters? This whole thing is strange... Oh, it's just a bribe.
Lazy of amazon to bribe trump with a dumb movie and then fail to ensure some tickets were bought to pretend anyone showed. Its one thing for the right to be corrupt, but they go on to always try to be corrupt and do a bad job in executing the grift. They even suck at sucking.
UK cinema chain Vue's will premier "Melania" at 3:10 p.m. at its flagship Islington theater in London, but so far only one person has bought a ticket
So Barron is in London right now?
“We licensed the film for one reason and one reason only — because we think customers are going to love it," the Amazon MGM Studios spokesperson said.
Karoline Leavitt has got a new job then I reckon?
This could be the perfect first date movie though. Assess your compatibility with prospective companion(s) by the quality of their roasts and, if nothing else, have a good time while ruining the evening for MAGAts who are there to worship their idol's crush's stepmother.
She's married to Donald Trump. She doesn't know shame.
Let's be honest. The only people who are seeing it are people who want to make a video about how awful it was.
Why would someone be humiliated that their money laundering scheme is laundering money?
You people don't honestly believe she gives a shit, right? And you certainly must recognize this movie as just being a grift, and that it wasn't made with the intention or expectation of being successful, right?
Please tell me you all aren't that fucking blind.
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Humiliated my butt. This was a payout.
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