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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

Mercury was badass. The slow, seeping madness taking hold of you like a gentle breeze grabbing the breadth of a kite. Invisibly, rapidly hoisting you higher until it suddenly, sinisterly relinquishes its grip. The drop leaves you tattered and indignant, but seemingly mendable.

And so it tenderly brushes the dust off to repeat the process until you’re nothing but caterwauling splinters cast across the ground.

[-] Maltese_Liquor@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Is this from something or do you just wander through life dropping awesome prose like this?

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I like writing short stories for fun, and sometimes I write what comes to me on Lemmy. Though lemmy rarely cares for it, outside of !greentext@sh.itjust.works. Thank you for the kind praise!

[-] Ringtail@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] DCErik@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I work in a plastic molding factory, guess I'm getting extra 🫠

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