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submitted 1 month ago by ladel@feddit.uk to c/andfinally@feddit.uk

Medical staff had to halt the procedure, fearing a possible explosion. The hospital, unfamiliar with such protocols, immediately alerted the authorities, and around 1:40 a.m., police arrived and activated the bomb squad. The team established a security perimeter to neutralize the device so surgery could continue, though no one knew at that stage if the entire operation could blow up at any moment.

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[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 37 points 1 month ago

If you're sticking bombs up your arse, you clearly don't have much toulouse

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

On the contrary: if you're able to stick entire bombs up your arse, it's much too loose!

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

Ba-dum tssssssssssssssssssssssss.....

EVERYBODY OUT!!

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

Why? Do you have a bomb up your arse?

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

My arse IS the bomb!

[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 month ago

This many years later and we're still finding shells in the most unexpected places.

[-] osanna@thebrainbin.org 19 points 1 month ago

we got a darwin award winner right here. Find a ww1 explosive? better inside it up my arse to check.

[-] remon@ani.social 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No we don't. He's fine ....

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

are shells explosive or just heavy/huge bullets? I know the ones with the tiny button on their nose, but I thought it was during WW2.

edit : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_(projectile)#High-explosive_shells

actually it was already explosive before WW1

[-] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

The most surprising aspect of the case, however, is that this isn’t the first time someone has shown up at a hospital with an explosive projectile lodged in their rectum. In 2022, in Toulon, an 88-year-old man arrived at the hospital with a similar shell in the same location. There was another case in the UK in 2021, although on that occasion the object was somewhat more modern, dating back to World War II.

I'm at a loss for words, how are there multiple cases of guys sticking world war ammunitions up their asses?

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In case you're new to the internet, anything remotely available that can fit up a human ass is likely to do so.

Although public service announcement that you should stick to purpose-built butt plugs, if you want to stay out of the hospital.

[-] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Do you need to go world war number one or world war number two?

[-] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Was this the Battle of the Bulge…?

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago
[-] Hamartia@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Isn't this part of The Twelve Monkeys movie?

*Rectum!? It nearly killed him!

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

A man walks into a bar with a waste pipe stuck in his head and orders a drink. "Are you sure you're okay to drink?" asks the bartender. The man replies "I find it a bit draining, but I'm fine."

[-] voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Is frenchman the EUs version of Floridaman?

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

was it food grade rusty iron? Doesn't look safe, hopefully is up to date with his tetanus vaccine

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

I mean, we've all done it, right? Right?

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 month ago

Another one? Want the last one German or something?

this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2026
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