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If you're sticking bombs up your arse, you clearly don't have much toulouse
On the contrary: if you're able to stick entire bombs up your arse, it's much too loose!
Ba-dum tssssssssssssssssssssssss.....
EVERYBODY OUT!!
Why? Do you have a bomb up your arse?
My arse IS the bomb!
This many years later and we're still finding shells in the most unexpected places.
The most surprising aspect of the case, however, is that this isn’t the first time someone has shown up at a hospital with an explosive projectile lodged in their rectum. In 2022, in Toulon, an 88-year-old man arrived at the hospital with a similar shell in the same location. There was another case in the UK in 2021, although on that occasion the object was somewhat more modern, dating back to World War II.
I'm at a loss for words, how are there multiple cases of guys sticking world war ammunitions up their asses?
In case you're new to the internet, anything remotely available that can fit up a human ass is likely to do so.
Although public service announcement that you should stick to purpose-built butt plugs, if you want to stay out of the hospital.
we got a darwin award winner right here. Find a ww1 explosive? better inside it up my arse to check.
No we don't. He's fine ....
are shells explosive or just heavy/huge bullets? I know the ones with the tiny button on their nose, but I thought it was during WW2.
edit : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_(projectile)#High-explosive_shells
actually it was already explosive before WW1
Do you need to go world war number one or world war number two?
Was this the Battle of the Bulge…?
weirdly not the first time this as happened https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/france-hospital-evacuated-man-has-ww1-shell-up-anus-DWzPH4_2/
I mean, we've all done it, right? Right?
Another one? Want the last one German or something?
Isn't this part of The Twelve Monkeys movie?
*Rectum!? It nearly killed him!
Is frenchman the EUs version of Floridaman?
A man walks into a bar with a waste pipe stuck in his head and orders a drink. "Are you sure you're okay to drink?" asks the bartender. The man replies "I find it a bit draining, but I'm fine."
was it food grade rusty iron? Doesn't look safe, hopefully is up to date with his tetanus vaccine
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2026
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