And they have statement on why the senior engineer had to be involved in your maintenance job.
From experience it’s a surprise meeting with your boss - and then HR joins - they’re not on the invite.
If I'm getting fired, I'm not listening to their bullshit. It's happening sooner, not later.
I'm not listening to their bullshit
Not even if it includes a severance package?
Lol, what severance package? Those don't exist anymore.
They are there just rare. I lost my job last year and they gave me 3 months worth salary and insurance as the package. Even I was surprised by it cause I never got one before and didn't even know WTF those were.
Horrible for all involved.
I've been the boss in this situation, and it sucks.
And a year later I was there with HR and my boss.
And a year later my boss was there with HR and his boss.
Fuck HR.
Oh N-
Oof i've walked into this before. Worked for one of the Big 4 banks in Australia. They start with "How was your morning? Good? Excellent opens folder now lets talk about the drugs in the carpark". Can't believe i survived that lol
So.... Tell us about the drugs in the carpark. That's definitely a story.
Lol it was basically a "trade" in the carpark with some higher ups and someone ratted. Turns out all they cared about was "how compromised you were". Once they investigated and found it was just one person who "witnessed" and reported it, everything was over in a few days.
I remember going to work for a large Australian company tripping balls.
My boss was like you've been glued to your computer all day bud, good work.
Did everything I could to avoid looking him the eye so he wouldn't see my massively dilated eyes.
Ahhhh those were the day.
Holy shit! I'm sorry, but you guys sound like the worst employees in the world. Drug deals in the parking lot? Coming to work whacked out on LSD? Wow.
I've made my employer seven figures, in direct revenue (and I do detailed analytical work reviewing tens of millions of records)
And thats blasted to my tits (not every day).
It's not my fault I work better high.
That sounds like a horrible use of a trip
It was the first and last I tripped at work.
And yes it was a horrible waste. My computer screen was one big magic eye with text turning into strange forms (little dragons).
I used to work the phones as well. I have no idea how I managed to tech support tripping balls.
Acid has been known to confer wisdom upon its users, in your case it seems the wisdom was to not use acid at work
Indeed, other pearls of wisdom
do not trip when your neighbours are having a huge domestic violence incident
do not watch 8 hours of simpsons/futurama commentaries. For the next 8 hours after that I had David X Cohen and Matt Groening narrating everything I was doing in my house.
test your acid. 5 bromo dragonfly (dob) when you're thinking you're getting LSD is no fun.
Microdosing is great, both for cognitive stuff, pattern recognition and for deep analytical work.
As well for mood and well being.
Ooohhh, I've been there!
The CTO couldn't keep his grubby hands of his employees, loved to "tickle" everybody because it was suuuuch a positive experience for all involved! None of the employees dared to say anything
So anyway, I started blasting. I reported the fucker immediately, the branch where I worked for went ballistic, the one in Malta where he was stationed... Suggested I talk it out with him.
So the Americas branch where I worked started a shit show while I went on my (already planned) vacation. All the VPs said they'd have my back!
When I came back, my first meeting with my devs was replaced with a meeting with HR and the CTO who immediately dumped my ass.
The very next day, the CTO himself was fired and he committed suicide shortly after (no joke)
Moral of the story: fuck corporate environments, they're fucking toxic as hell and promote this behavior and for all the "we got your back!!" Nobody showed up when I got axed because they were all scared for their jobs, except me.
No. Regrets.
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