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[-] mech@feddit.org 93 points 2 months ago

This is Fakebook slop

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 55 points 2 months ago

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

That’s very clearly black and blue.

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 months ago

Blue/gold gang unite!

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 2 months ago

Solidarity based on being wrong certainly is a thing.

[-] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Blue gold for me, looking at it now. Can't remember what I thought before

[-] saturn_888@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

To me its always looked blue and brown

[-] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

My colorblind ass eyes say green/sky blue

[-] legopika@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

So it's not just me who sees blue and green!

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Red and green.

[-] ttyybb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

How dare you

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Does the guy in blue think the baby is going to come out dead?

[-] meejle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

The dummy putting together the original post obviously realised if the instruction was "wear pink or blue to show what sex you think the baby will be", it would've gotten in the way of their faintly racist boomer joke.

But they didn't have enough braincells left over to realise the whole thing now doesn't make any sense.

[-] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Weird gimmick.

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

As long as it's weird on purpose, fine. Just don't be that weird by accident!

[-] Kirp123@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

I mean that other lady is wearing white. I assume she's the pregnant lady and she didn't even follow her own rule.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 2 months ago

me showing up in my purple Prince suit

"I hope the one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater doesn't show up."

[-] degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io 12 points 2 months ago

The color the baby will be? I think they usually come out pretty red.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

Was she right?

[-] msantossilva@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ok, sure, she did not read the instructions. But what is the problem of guessing black? Obviously, if they are asking you to guess, that must mean there is some level of uncertainty regarding the child's colour. Humans do not come in many different shades but black is surely one of them. It would have been really weird, for instance, if someone were to guess blue

[-] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I fear this post may be dogwhistling and hoping we don't ask such questions.

[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Well at least she wasn't wearing blue or green.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 2 points 2 months ago

Or yellow.

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