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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by moonpiedumplings@programming.dev to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Inspired by this comment.

I'm curious.

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[-] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

What was the joke again…

“Humans can survive off a diet consisting of potatoes and butter, as demonstrated by a years long case study commonly known as Ireland”

Something along those lines.

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 11 points 3 months ago

Think it's important to point out that they didn't do that by choice.

[-] LordMayor@piefed.social 7 points 3 months ago

If you could only have one food, potatoes would be a good choice.

[-] jimmy90@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

yikes, scurvy much?

try brocolli and eggs

[-] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Potatoes are A ok against scurvy (unlike eggs alone who can come along for the ride though, because hash brown and fried eggs, yum)

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 15 points 3 months ago
[-] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

I've often heard repeated that a human can live on water, potatoes, and salted butter basically indefinitely.

Not sure how true, but seems plausible.

[-] Paragone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

"beriberi" is malnutrition: it means literally "i cannot".

You become .. not very able to do what you need to do, to survive, on this kind of diet, fairly quickly.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

Does Soylent count as 1 item?

[-] gilokee@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

god I miss Soylent. Cooking/eating is a huge burden for me (depressed and lazy) so I drank the heck out of Soylent when I was in the US. Now in Japan the only thing close is Calorie Mate and it's not nearly as good/nutritious. :(

[-] Akh@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Listen, taco bell has maybe 10-15 ingredients and has an infinite menu item…

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 months ago

I pretty much live off energy drinks and rice rn.

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

My dude, do you need some easy recipes? That can't be good for your mental health.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No.

I need money to be able to afford better food.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 15 points 3 months ago

Energy drinks are expensive, health and money.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 months ago

Redbull and Monster are expensive. Venom and Unbound Energy are less than a dollar.

[-] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

A 32 oz bag of dried beans is $2. A 2 lb bag of carrots, also $2. Cook these together and you have a ton of meals

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social -3 points 3 months ago

Too bad I only have $3. Cooking my rice in Unbound Energy instead of water.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Monster's not terrible if you buy it in bulk. You can get it for around a dollar per can from places like Costco.

Redbull idk - that stuff tastes like ass imo, so l never paid much attention to price. ...for the record, most Monster tastes like shit too, but there's a few gems in the Ultra line.

[-] Paragone@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Egg-bread & scrambled-eggs ( with a multivitamin every other day ) can get you FAR, ultra-cheap ( if you ever need to get through a month on nearly-nothing ).

( obviously this isn't long-term, this is short-term-survival stuff )

add-in carrots, if you can.

A bit of broccoli makes a BIG difference in one's health.

Do what you can to get some omega-3's into you: our bodies can't make them, & if our bodies have to make omega-6's & omega-9's, apparently they just run mitochondria backwards, to do it.

Even a tablespoon of olive-oil / day will help your body keep functioning.

[-] disregardable@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

oatmeal, rice, beans, tomatoes, spices, broccoli. each of those foods is truly non-negotiable for me and without one life is not worth living. thanks.

[-] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

For real, steak.

Its the ultimate elimination diet

Beef is very nutrient dense and contains all the nutrients a human needs

The carnivore diet is a thing, and it is just: beef, water and salt.

Most people who do this, do branch out after a while and add eggs, fish, liver etc

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I'd be worried about purines. A diet of pure steak would likely lead to an insane case of gout, which is a buildup of uric acid crystals in your joints... which ranks pretty high on the list of excruciatingly painful things you can be diagnosed with.

[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Eggs and potatoes?

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 2 points 3 months ago

Potatoes, butter, salt, molybdenum.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I love food way too much it's probably like 15 to 20.

spoiler

  • soya milk
  • one type of cereal
  • lets count uncooked eggs as 1 food type because i get to process them into any type i want
  • dairy free butter
  • olive oil
  • rapeseed oil
  • salt
  • pepper
  • pork ham
  • chicken
  • onions
  • peas
  • spinach
  • sweet potatoes
  • normal potatoes (i can now fabricate various flavours of crisps, yippee!)
  • sultanas
  • bananas
  • tea OR coffee! Toss-up between the two.
  • carrots
  • wheat flour
  • rice
  • tomatoes
  • pasta (some limit to what I'm willing to make myself)
  • sourdough bread
  • soya yoghurt
  • apples
  • oranges
  • strawberries
28... i'm gonna stop listing stuff before I sound like a fat ass
[-] Perspectivist@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

Breastmilk should be enough. Just difficult to source.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Not if you have enough money.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Gasoline has all the calories you need to survive for the rest of your life.

[-] elephantium@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Any mushroom is edible...once.

[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Just one, I guess. As long as I don't have to survive for very long

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Chicken, broccoli, coffee, cream, cashews, olive oil, some cheese and spices, blueberries. That's 95% of my diet right now, and for the past four years or so.

Could I "survive" on less? Of, course. Do I want to? No. But, I may need to in the future.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

I am not going to say "blood" because I don't want any to discover I am a vampire ha so I will say sliced meat between bred, butter on various hot objects and various vegetables/fruits depending on the time of day.

[-] obinice@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I don't have the expertise to answer the question, but I'm sad that so many answers here are jokes, or five word answers that aren't at all helpful :-(

Was really interested in this and hoped there'd be some knowledgeable people out there to educate us on this stuff!

[-] Kissaki@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

With enough body fat, sprinkle in a bit of electrolyte and maybe vitamins and that's all you need.

I remember reading of a supervised case like that, many months, if not a year. I couldn't find it with a quick search.

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Kissaki@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

I'm pretty sure I read/saw a more recent case. But this serves as a good source/proof too. Thanks

[-] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I know this is Lemmy and all, but, uh, beans.

[-] moakley@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Peanut butter, jelly, bread.

But if I'm doing it healthy, then add eggs, spinach, blueberries, yogurt.

[-] Soggy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

That doesn't sound like a very good sandwich.

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

I read once that a person could survive indefinitely on potatoes and milk.

[-] mech@feddit.org 0 points 3 months ago

It's true. Add oats and eggs, and they can thrive.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I wouldn't thrive without pizza. That's my only one need.

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