Who would win: the conspiracy that every recording artist to the left of Ronald Reagan is a secret satanic pedophile who does public displays to signal to the cabal I'm with you.
-or-
Elon literally doing a heil hitler in public while being in the Epstein files.
?



Jesus Christ get a grip! Dana Carvey's Church Lady sketches had less paranoid Satanic Panic accusations than this

Jehovah's witness book artwork on em