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Survived years of intense war only to die to some looney tunes shit, rip bozo. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 73 points 1 month ago

Did they get her semen in time

[-] huf@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Could she be used as an axolotl tank? Just curious

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Now that you mention it, ~~it's crazy that~~ the "most infamous" Warhammer 40k lore is once again literally just half-ass lifted straight from Moorcock/Dune. I had completely forgotten that aspect of the Bene Tleilax.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

half-ass lifted straight from Moorcock/Dune

same-as-it-ever-was

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 55 points 1 month ago

Please tell me the container contained a piano or a giant anvil.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

Spoiler Alert: It was full of harvested cum and it comically splooshed out

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

And her head popped out the top with her teeth comically replaced with piano keys that started playing

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Or said 'karma' on it.

[-] buttwater@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago

Gravity is hamas

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago

Vaxxed?

[-] Jabril@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

Did anyone check to see if the container was okay??

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

I usually disapprove of everything Israeli soldiers do, but this new thing shows some promise. They should stop surviving years of "intense war" or whatever and focus on doing more of this.

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Anyone can change paths and redeem themselves.

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

DID THEY GET HER SEMEN IN TIME?

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 31 points 1 month ago

Ha, shes no Klingon

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Yeah and I'm being hyperbolic when I say "intense war" we all know the IDF just hides out in bases and drops drone grenades on civilians.

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 14 points 1 month ago

And thats why they'll nevee tale a barrell to the face like our boy Worf did with honour.

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Heh sometimes the bravely venture forth in armoured vehicles, from which they are sometimes kidnapped by the dastardly enemy

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

bugs-stalin <- He did it

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 month ago

Unreported: The container was allegedly labeled 'her sins'.

~this~ ~is~ ~a~ ~joke~

[-] thlibos@thelemmy.club 26 points 1 month ago

ADL now remarking that gravity is anti-semitic.

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

a crushing defeat

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Good, I hope it hurt

Rest in piss Bozo

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Were they trying to do some MGSV Fulton extraction shenanigans?

[-] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Fulton extraction?

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

I read this in a Solid Snake "Metal Gear?!" voice in my head.

Fulton surface-to-air recovery system. The real one is you use a balloon to extract something/someone from a field and a plane snaps it up with a hook. In some of the Metal Gear Solid games, you get super silly things like retreating from the field by putting a massive Fulton balloon on a large cargo container, hopping on top of it, and that gets snapped up by a helicopter.