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[-] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

ah yes, weed, the stuff that famously makes you not want to eat

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

I mean, honestly, for me, yeah. It distracts me and makes me too lazy to make a meal.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

It makes me lazy, but it also lowers the bar for what I consider food.

Why yes I'll eat those 50 individually wrapped slices of American cheese

[-] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

Fuck you for calling me out like this.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

I try to keep that kind of food out of my home so I don't end up doing that, but yeah, sometimes it happens.

[-] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago

If you're telling me that's never ended up in you ordering Doordash from like 3 places at once when you really shouldn't have, I don't believe you.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well you better fuckin' believe it because some people live in actual poverty and even getting high is a luxury. The idea that I have ever had the money to piss away on food delivery is fucking laughable, but especially after I got really financially fucked being diagnosed with cancer three years ago now. Even during COVID I was busy getting a degree and had to budget super tightly to make it through and be able to afford weed once in a while. My budget has been so tight lately that I haven't even smoked in a year and a half (and sometimes I really wish I could afford it because it really helps with the stomach cramps caused by my cancer medications). There hasn't been a time in the last eight years that I didn't qualify for food stamps. I don't know what to tell you.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

If you have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome, you won't want to eat. I've had it twice and I lost weight. 🤷‍♂️

[-] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 months ago
[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

Swap codeine for a full bottle of 1990's robitussin.

[-] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Oh, I'm rolling around at the speed of sound.

Smiling friends is hilarious

[-] cm0002@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Diets gross to me, Aspartame just has the metallic taste to me lol

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago

Does it come with a paperclip perfectly shaped to fix electronics?

[-] DrCake@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

oh man I'm going have to setup EmuDeck again to play this. Criterion did not deserve what EA has done to them, bring back Burnout you cowards.

[-] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

they kinda did in 2012

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

Beer and weed sounds like the best of both worlds.

[-] miked@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago
[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Bullshit. There’s no Doritos on the right.

[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Allen just wanted paperclips.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Hungry after work? Too tired to make anything? Try 14 beers for dinner! You surely will not regret 14 beers for dinner

[-] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Diet soda?

I'll stick to Kirkland vodka thanks.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

You got soda in my vodka!

[-] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 3 points 2 months ago

Bro, if you think I'm gonna smoke weed and not eat 5000 calories of whatever looks good...

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Eating ass, while low calorie, is not vegan.

[-] simulacra_procession@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Burnout 3 takedown was my jam

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

An occasional burnout paradise session is still fun too

[-] DonGirses@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I will not stand for Burnout Paradise slander

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I don't partake myself, but as I understand it doesn't weed give you the munchies?

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

It also makes healthy shit taste better.

You can absolutely fuck up a bag of baby carrots and cucumber sticks and a tub of hummus too.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately it can also make unhealthy shit taste even better.

[-] BanMe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Many people yes, some folks no, inject yourself with cheap chinese GP1s and you'll be fine either way.

Big time. Keep the kids lunch snacks locked up when I smoke

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Is that a liter of soda?

[-] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Where the fuck you buy that giant can of diet Dr pepper? I need it now!

[-] cm0002@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Convenience stores and gas stations usually and maybe Walmart (bleh)

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Throw the Diet cans away and get real Dr. Pepper and you’ve sold me.

[-] tino_408@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

How dare you leak my diet 🤬

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Is that a bag of kale and yogurt?

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

I mean I'll play a PS2 game instead of eating, period.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

I'll take both, but I'd like to sub for star citizen and some edibles. And make it 2 beers.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Dont forget the fried food

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 2 months ago

No shot the stuff on the left is more than 800Cal

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