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[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago

But it is HOT and it is READY...

[-] mickey@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago

Additionally, the deep dish is fit for human consumption and depending on cheese or pepperoni gets you 2500/2770 calories for $11.

[-] Omegamint@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Their deep dish actually slaps and always has

[-] jarntotheelder@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Stop, I can only get so erect

[-] Quai@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago

As far as I am aware, it is BDS friendly and affordable. You are not alone.

[-] splendidsadiks@hexbear.net 6 points 20 hours ago

your entire nation is BDS unfriendly and unaffordable

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago

Little Caesars is tasty, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.i-do

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Idk it's just fine. Though it is very cheap so it's good for the price

[-] awrf@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I grew up poor as shit and whenever my parents had a couple extra bucks (this is obviously many years ago and didn't happen too often) we'd always get Little Caesars as a treat since we never ate out, it will always hands down be my favorite slop, still tastes the same all these years later.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 19 hours ago

same but usually we went to godfather's instead

[-] Doubledee@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Little Caesars is the standard I use to judge pizza. A competent pizza can be in my home in 10 minutes for like 7 dollars, is this pizza I am eating now worth 4 competent pizzas?

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

He's just a cute little guy, he doesn't deserve this angery

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

It tastes waaay better than Domino's and it'd be my go-to fast food pizza option if it didn't give me wicked heartburn. And now with Pizza Hut closing down I'm forced to pay restaurant prices or.....suffer the dominos.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

bougie frozen pizzas that go on sale for $5 or 6 can be better than little caesar's

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Unlimited boiling on Dominos and also the first world

[-] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I eat totinos frozen pizza. 2 1.77 dollar pizzas make up for little Caesars pizza. Turn on the broiler on high, slap a cast iron skillet on the stove and put it on high. Put the pizza into the microwave for 2 half minutes. Slap it into the skillet for a couple minutes then put it under the broiler. Nobody at home will realize you're eating totinos

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

post a comment on this webzone if you want a pizza roll

[-] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

they call it the totinos shuffle

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Put the pizza into the microwave for 2 half minutes.

what the fuck

[-] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 1 points 15 hours ago

You got a problem with my cooking bub?

[-] chloroken@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Don't forget to submerge your pizza in brine for 45 seconds.

[-] SubgeniUS@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Little Ceasars is a litmus test for where you live. No one with self respect in a city will go near it. But..... You live in some garbage burb, "its our only choice". Good job chasing away good cooks. Enjoy your ICE cold garbage.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 19 hours ago

shame on you

[-] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

The only better value is Costco pizza, but little cesars tastes much better IMO

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Go back to rome if you like caesar so much!

[-] regul@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

It tastes fine, but for value per taste obviously Costco food court pizza is the way to go.

In California the laws are weird and for some reason they have to let you order from the food court even if you're not a member. Not sure what it's like in other states.

[-] uSSRI@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

They used to have "Ceaserland" which was their version of chuck e cheese but way better

[-] RION@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago
[-] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 12 points 1 day ago

You can like what you like, as long as its not like banana or durian, in which case I will judge you.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

In thailand the hotels will fine you if you take durian into a hotel room

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago
[-] princeofsin@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

You deserve better than that garbage

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