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[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 307 points 4 days ago

What distinguishes zebras from horses is that zebras live in anonymous herds. That is, they like to clump together to ward off predators, but they don’t know or like each other. They are not a uniform group with a leader. Horses on the other hand do have authorities and followers among them. And humans can hijack the role of the leader.

CGPGrey: The Real Reason We Don’t Ride Zebras (6:23)

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 158 points 4 days ago

zebras live in anonymous herds. That is, they like to clump together to ward off predators, but they don’t know or like each other.

Zebra's don't like anyone, and they're not afraid to show it. Repeatedly.

[-] M137@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

And donkeys like only one person and will absolutely fuck up anyone or anything that tries to hurt that person or the donkey itself.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago

What distinguishes zebras from horses is that zebras live in anonymous herds.

says a lot about 4chan, the penny arcade GIFT theory, etc

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 61 points 4 days ago

With how Facebook forces real names, the idea that being anonymous has any influence where or not someone is a fuckwad had been debunked.

It's not the anonimity that makes people fuckwads. It's the lack of immediate consequences. A fuckwad won't get a punch in the face for what they say on facebook, hence they feel they can say anything and be a fuckwad.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago

"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it", Mike Tyson

Regardless of how you feel about Tyson, Truth is Truth.

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[-] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

Just wait until we have overturn the fascist system, then you'll be first against the wall!

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago
[-] stenAanden@feddit.dk 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This makes me wonder... How much of what he says is just conjecture? Do we ACTUALLY know with good certainty that zebras can't be domesticated due to their nature? Or is it just a hypothesis/theory that has reached widespread popularity?

I have heard that zebras (along with other African animals) can't be domesticated because they have evolved to live among humans, when we were still man-apes. But that maybe that's just conjecture too.

Note how he have no sources in his video or description. And his comparison to chickens, cows, sheep and cats don't seem to make much sense. The relation between humans and chickens/cows/sheep is markedly different from that of horses. Do wild fowl really have family structures? Cats don't yet they are still docile among humans.

Edit: even if we really can't do we know the reason why?

[-] cattywampas@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

Yes, people have tried to domesticate zebras before and they're just too ornery.

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[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago

There's some accounts throughout history, but humans generally leave them alone. They're aggressive creatures surrounded by even more aggressive killing machines. So it stands to reason that an animal in that environment would be pretty tough to tame.

[-] HejMedDig@feddit.dk 13 points 3 days ago

What you don't spot on that picture is the front "zebra" in the back, is a painted horse. Apparently that helped the zebras remain more calm

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It has to do with social structures from what I read a while ago.

Horses have a hierarchical structure and zebras don't.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Literally everything in Africa has evolved to run away from humans, because when animals hear human speech and don't run away they get eaten or domesticated.

When you look at a map of domesticated animals origins, not a single one comes from Africa. All the animals there know what humans are like no matter how we try fooling them.

Oh yah here's the video sourcing that shit I just listened to today https://youtu.be/EqGxxWvDXsM

[-] BigBenis@lemmy.world 90 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The Cow says: Moo!

The Horse says: Neigh!

The Zebra says: I ain't nobody's bitch!

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[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 82 points 4 days ago

Horse-shaped, but definitely not a horse.

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 days ago

Punk horse, running IDK chimpanzee firmware?

[-] X@piefed.world 55 points 4 days ago

“Motherfucker, do you see the way I look?! Shit ain’t for the insta, that’s for sure. I’m quite visible to you so you have a long enough time to be getting far the fuck away from me.”

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 days ago

I thought the stripes were actually camouflage and they’re just monochromatic because the things they’re hiding from have poor color vision.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 40 points 4 days ago

Latest theory I heard was:

A 2014 study found a correlation between striping and overlap with horse and tsetse fly populations and activity. Other studies have found that zebras are rarely targeted by these insect species. Caro and colleagues (2019) studied captive zebras and horses and observed that neither could deter flies from a distance, but zebra stripes kept flies from landing, both on zebras and horses dressed in zebra print coats. […] White or light stripes painted on dark bodies have also been found to reduce fly irritations in both cattle and humans.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebra

[-] crater2150@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

White or light stripes painted on dark bodies have also been found to reduce fly irritations in both cattle and humans.

A study about painting stripes on cattle won an Ig-Nobel Price in 2025: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crkjzxrrkd5o (article has a photo of a painted cow)

[-] pulsey@feddit.org 19 points 4 days ago

brb getting a full body tattoo

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 4 days ago

The truth is we don't actually know because the zebras don't want us to:

So, the question why zebras have stripes have proven very difficult and not without risks – Stephen Cobb has been bitten in the arm and admitted to hospital twice. Despite the extra vigour of recent work, the answer remains inconclusive.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 27 points 4 days ago

Okay, but what about the moose?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 86 points 4 days ago

Moose can't ride zebras either

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

Brother, a moose can ride whatever it damn well pleases. But I'd rather not get into the personal stuff, if you don't mind.

[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Møøse bites kan be pretti nasti

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[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 19 points 4 days ago

Other zebras: good luck with that, bye!

[-] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 13 points 4 days ago

Yeah they survive for a reason. They’re very tough.

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