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Wife and I have been full naked sleepers the entire time we’ve known each other; sleeping with clothes on seems so strange
I get grumpy when I don't sleep at home and I need to sleep with boxer briefs. It fucking sucks. Let me be an animal for the time I sleep at the very least please.
If they don't want to see your little croquette, they shouldn't be watching you sleep.
Yeah but it's an awkward talk in the morning.
Every time I've tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed. Fortunately, I've never shat on my wife, but she's told me that if I ever try to sleep naked with her, that she's moving to the couch.
Is alcohol or sickness a factor or do you just have a violently shy butthole?
I struggle with being able to tell when I need to use the restroom until it becomes somewhat urgent, and I eat questionable things.
wonderfully valid username in that case.
Also you are neurodivergent in case you weren't aware.
Every time I’ve tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed.
would prefer nude but I fart way too much to roll these dice.
. . . How many times are we talking here? Like a weird two nickels, or enough that it’s a really creepy coincidence?
Only twice. Separated by nearly a decade. I was gun-shy after the first incident, and decided it wasn't worth the effort after the second.
Perhaps we could consider investigating the train of circumstances that have led you to sleep naked in the past, as I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.
I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.
a) do you really want to know more about this guy's rectum? 0.o
b) jfc you've never tried street tacos? roll the dice and live a little
Do you not have a winter? Where i am it was extremely cold for the past month and the house barely got over 60 degrees F or 15.5 C. Even with covers its also nice to sleep in a comfortable outfit to stay warm.
A sheet, a light blanket, a knitted afghan, and a heavy blanket, and that will hold in all the heat you need. The pockets in the knitted afghan trap your body heat really well, and the blankets hold it there. Works amazingly well.
It works so well, that sometimes I have to stick a foot out from under the covers to radiate excess body heat.
I sleep with an afghan on top but I’m willing to try this other method
maybe i'm just weird but if i'm not wearing underwear my jewels uncomfortably hang down the leg. Much more comfortable to have a lose cup of fabric keeping them slightly contained.
Last time I freeballed it to bed, one of my boys twisted around.
Testicular torsion is one of my greatest fears.
Same, along with severing my Achilles tendon.
My balls do that normally anyway, and the doctors won't tack them because I always manage to turn it back the right way by the time they see me.
Freeball is love, freeball is life. No more overheated nuts.
Yeah hot shower and jiggling the sack has worked wonders for me. Once I had to grab and twist the little bastard, but I'll be damned if I'm going to spend hours in the er.
Just gotta tuck a fold of the sheet under the boys. At least that works for me
Tiddies out is always peak
- a man
Sleeping with your junk out is kinda like wearing boxers. And I hate wearing boxers - boxer-briefs all the way! I imagine sleeping topless as a woman is kinda similar, depending on her tits' shape.
I hired someone to cup and hold them during the night so I get the best of both worlds.
craigslist, is this you?
Nah, I'm a job creator.
Interesting. Got any openings for people with no common sense and a very tenuous grasp on reality as a whole?
Got any openings for people with no common sense and a very tenuous grasp on reality as a whole?
Have you considered right-wing punditry?
Ok but what does this have to do with Britney Spears?
She is a member of the tiddy-having population
I don't know what that means. My balls are always out of my body. I prefer underpants with a little tighter fit since I've had experience with this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion
Enby here with the rare perspective which can confirm that men will never understand this peak.
Sorry guys, but as awesome as it feels to go to bed free-balling, that satisfaction really doesn't compare to having a warm, soft blanket tucked up around your bare tits (especially after they've been bound up in a bra all day).
Sleeping in clothing is just weird to me to begin with, but if I had to wear one article of underwear to bed then I'd take briefs or even nut-hugging boyshorts before I wore anything tighter around my tits than a loose nightgown.
it sounds to me that it isn't the act of having your tits free that's the issue, but having a part of your body bound up all day long.
like enjoy a breath of clean air and sunlight is nice, but it's much nicer if you've been locked up for a long time.
sucks that going braless is so frowned upon in so many places. all my titied friends should enjoy being comfortable.
It's not just that though, the relief from compression is an added bonus on top.
The truth is that breasts are just more enjoyably sensitive than ballsacks. Even when I shave them smooth, the feeling of a soft fabric against them is still less than half as enjoyable as on my tits.
Granted, I'm sure that my experience isn't necessarily universal and there are ways in which balls are more sensitive. I'd rather get kicked in the chest than in the crotch, for example.
Hard agree on the stigma against free titties, though. I'm lucky enough to live in a state where bare chests are legal and I'm looking forward to going hiking topless this spring.
Wouldn't men sleeping with their tops off, be the same as women sleeping with their tops off, tho?
Is Britney relevant here?
Well, the original quote is usually attributed to Mother Teresa, but Britney Spears has been known to say it in interviews.
As a lady, I disagree with the picture. My nips are too sensitive and I get woken up from any little movement from the blanket or rubbing anything. With a shirt on, it's like that sensory overload is muted.
I'm just worried that I'll get one of my nipple piercings trapped in a knit blanket. For things firmly attached to my chest they sure do have a way of getting caught in things.
Huh, pardon my ignorance but, does one not take them out regularly, particularly to sleep? I was under the impression that people generally take earrings, etc out to sleep, I guess I assumed that logic applied to all piercings generally.
People take out larger jewelry, but studs, small hoops, and bars are often left in. You have to leave piercings in for the entire healing process even. But yeah, even years later if you sleep without your nipple piercings in you're at risk of not being able to get them back in when you wake up (it's one of the most prone to closing piercings). Hell I had to get plastic bars for surgery since you can't have metal in/on when you're under.
Oh believe me i understand that sleeping with your "tiddies" out is peak, but how does one sleep with just their balls out? Far too uncomfortable for me, have to take the entire pair of pyjama trousers off.
Just keep them pulled down like you're about to shit. All night
That's what's so uncomfortable - if i pull my clothes to my ankles, i feel trapped and can't move my legs around. If i move my clothes to rest under my balls, it presses into the bit behind them and that's super uncomfortable
Dude, just take your clothes off.
I do. That's why i'm getting pedantic about the term 'sleeping with your balls out. I either sleep with my everything out or my nothing out.
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