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[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 1 points 12 minutes ago

"I wanna fuck you like a liberal. It means I'll spend the entire time telling you how much worse at sex the other guy is, all while not actually doing anything myself."

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 10 points 4 hours ago

Nine Inch Ballots

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago

You bring me closer to Klob

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

It was right there dude. So disappointed in OP

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 18 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

You can have triangulation

You can have the votes that it brings

You can have reduction of harm

You can have my everything

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 13 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

vote me I compromise with both sides

vote me {I've got no soul to sell|this line still works}

vote me The fundraising you do for me

Helps me be a capitalist shill

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

we spread our tent wide open, to let the right wing in

we leave a trail of disappointment everywhere we've been

we have the blood of a reptile just beneath our skin

i didn't even need to change that third line in

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 hours ago

I would imagine that means the person offering the most vanilla sex imaginable, with a tiny dick, and then not even fulfilling that promise. Then immediately walking away and going no contact for the next four years.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 5 points 4 hours ago

And then blaming you for hoping for more

this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2026
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