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I think 4x, no I don’t have any reasoning for this. Purely vibes based

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[-] Big@hexbear.net 47 points 3 days ago

He would constantly be hitting up Engels for more gacha money.

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago

Engels: MOBA addict
Marx: MMO (EVE)
Lenin: RTS
Stalin: Peak cozy gamer, but tells everyone he plays map games
Trotsky: Map games, terrible at it
Mao: 4X, but up for anything with a good tech tree
Che: Open world survival crafting
Fidel: Sports, and has multiple sports management games running in the background at any time
Emma: Fighters
Kropotkin: Could go either way on cozy gamer or factory builder
Deng: ask him what games he plays and he shows you his stock portfolio
Rosa: Absolute FPS monster. Everyone has her muted.

[-] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago
[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago
[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

Ooh, Sankara plays Pokemon but is mad about it

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Trotsky: Map games, terrible at it

idk I feel he'd be good at them, say what you will about him but he became a good military commander, ig that may translate into skill at 4x games

[-] TommyCatkins@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

He would probably kick ass at Rome Total War tbh

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Stalin: Peak cozy gamer, but tells everyone he plays map games

Only map game he played was HOI4, but so many times his Russian runs are cozy.

EDIT:

Khrushchev: RTS and Management games, but tops out at mid level. Refuses to read gamefaqs.com

Ho Chi Minh: Guild leader. Absolute competitive gremlin with sky-high APM. Dominates better financed esports teams.

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Emma: DDR because the dancing quote and the obvious DDR pun

[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Fidel has some deep franchises in MLBTS

Marx: MMO (EVE)

I could see him getting really into T2 rig production. He has the spreadsheet acumen for sure.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

Engels: silly VNs like monster prom, friendslop games, very casual and easy social games you can chatter over

Marx: Victoria 2/3, The Stanley Parable, SOMA, Disco Elysium, thinky thinky games, anything with good worldbuilding and story.

Lenin: Victoria 2/3, any games with great classical style soundtracks. Probably wouldn't play it for the game but just turn it on for the music. Like the nier games, expedition 33, the velvet room in the persona games, etc.

Stalin: forced to play HOI4 with mods by his friends. Wants to play games like stardew Valley, slime rancher, and other comfy games. Occasionally plays Workers & Resources: Soviet Republic to get the economy bone out of him because he doesn't want to get dragged into Vicky with the others.

Trotsky: acts like he doesn't play games but enjoys extremely horny VNs on the down low.

Mao: CK3 playing as a peasant trying to overthrow the Tang Dynasty and become the new emperor

Che: final fantasy games. Anything that has 'friendship Is magic' heroic idealism

Fidel: those EA sports games, Dave the Diver, subnautica

Kim Il-sung: The Sims, peaceful colony builders.

[-] ComradeRat@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Mao is so real for that

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

he was mainlining lemonade and tobacco while researching, so my hot take is that he would be ripping redbulls and a disposable vape while playing roguelikes.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I think Marx would enjoy Call of Duty and Fifa. Sorry Hexbear

But maybe he would be into Sims and Animal Crossing ?

[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

He'd be like John Dolan from Radio War Nerd and opine about some old '80s strategy-sim game that he hasn't played in 30 years despite how nostalgic he sounds talking about it.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Marx: I am quite fond of Factorio

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Factorio probably.

Or he’d be a Simsnerd

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

Not even a genre, dude would be hooked on EVE. He'd be leading a terminally futile campaign to overthrow CONCORD.

[-] varmint@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago
[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago
[-] miz@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

Paradox map slop, and he would be extremely vocal about it

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Cozy farming sims. He'd spend days and days trying to get his farm to look perfect, then he'd invite Engels to look at his farm and he wouldn't really care, which would make Marx sulk for weeks where he refuses to play any games.

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Visual novels. He wouldn't like anything with brevity.

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

I'd imagine he would enjoy figuring out economic systems in EU5 or Vicky 3

[-] nightmare786@leminal.space 6 points 2 days ago

Civilization series

[-] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He played EVE and Engels would pay for all of his clones. He would get ganked while on a hauling run on account of being sloshed at least once.

[-] whiskers165@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

I think he would love the Warioware series

[-] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

This one is my favorite

[-] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

map staring

[-] Blep@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

That mf playing starcraft

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

He would be a HoI player

[-] Chana@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

My boy Marx could never

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Anything gacha

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