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[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 points 10 hours ago

I am so happy Data is on top of the list. I would not have accepted anything else.

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 2 points 10 hours ago

Especially Tuvix.

[-] lengau@midwest.social 31 points 20 hours ago

Given that keeping him around was murdering both Tuvok and Neelix, killing Tuvix was technically -1 murders.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Clone Tuvix twice. Split one, then Tuvix the other two with Tuvoc and Neelix, creating a Tuvox and a Neelic.

Voyager fixed forever.

[-] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

Clone Tuvix, unmerge them from the clone, then kill Neelix. Also then kill the original Tuvix to be quite sure that Neelix cannot possibly survive.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

~~The only problem with that scenario is that you are left with a Tuvix, as well as Neelix. Would you just airlock them tf out?~~ (sry, reading skills absent atm)

Yes, this would be an acceptable solution that would have been taught at the academy for generations to come! Bravely saving the life of both a prominent lieutenant (later rising to the level of captain) and the plant whilst stating a clear line against any such abominations.

[-] Redacted@lemmy.zip 16 points 20 hours ago

Why not just riker-clone tuvix then unmerge them then shoot tuvix out the air lock?

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 8 points 18 hours ago

Riker clones can only be made on that one planet with the reflective atmosphere

[-] waterore@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Riker clone, unmerge them then shoot tuvix and nelix out the air lock? Its the only sensible thing to do.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

True.

Tho even if you would count it as 4 murders (Janeway killing Tuvix on the spot where she first saw him, no questions asked, no explanations given) it would be still well worth it.

(I'm counting the flower as the fourth & most innocent victim in all this.)

[-] j4yc33@piefed.social 9 points 17 hours ago

This is the kind of seriously gross and morally bankrupt content I come here for.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

I love that Data is higher on the list than Tom.

[-] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Janeway and Tom Paris' lizard babies belongs at the top.

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Fuck tuvix. There, I said it

[-] autonomous@lemmy.ml 5 points 19 hours ago

Anything with Neelix DNA is a war crime.

[-] Inucune@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

The episode ended with the same crew count.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 1 points 16 hours ago
[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Will Riker without Sideburns. Also he's stuck in a Cardassian prison or something.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 16 hours ago

The many class action lawsuits of various chairs vs Thomas "Tom" Riker.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

Wait but the nanites got to go off and live on a farm somewhere

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