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[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Fake: Anon's dad shows up

Gay: Anon is talking to other guys about games

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 days ago

Dad wants to go back in time and change events.

[-] mech@feddit.org 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Flashback:

Anon's Dad sits in the living room playing Chrono Trigger
His girlfriend enters the room, wearing nothing but a smile and a pair of childbearing hips
"Why don't you stop playing that stupid game and come to the bedroom, Anon's Dad?"
"What did you just call m..."
"Oh shush!"
Reluctantly he gets up and follows her

Flash forward to today, seeing Anon's cluttered room:

"Shoulda kept playing Chrono Trigger."

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 56 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I have to wonder how pissed off this dude has to be every time he comes into his philistine son’s awful little home without a single crt. The fact that he’s willing to tolerate any of this goes to show how much he loves his son. That’s parenting goals.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 3 days ago

I wish my dad was still alive

[-] Alloi@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago

i wish your dad was still alive too.

guy fuckin ruled.

[-] Denvil@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I also choose this guy's dead ~~wife~~ dad

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 4 points 3 days ago

Why don't you two find a room and talk about games.

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

I'm playing Chrono Trigger right now, second playthrough ever. It's good, but I wouldn't say that it's the Greatest GOAT of all time. It's no GoldenEye.

[-] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago

I would discuss Chrono Trigger to change your mind, but that would be gay

/s 😜

This is Lemmy, that's encouraged I think.

[-] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

The greatest greatest of all time of all time?

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Prefect Dark was GoldenEye improved.

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

A lot of people say that

And some of them might be right

[-] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago

Going back to GoldenEye's control scheme is rough once you're used to using two joysticks.

That's right . which is why you should play the 360 remaster.

I can't go back to the OG 64 one after playing it

[-] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago

you have too many typos in Disco Elysium

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Weird ass way of spelling Command and Conquer

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago

Crazy way of spelling Tony Hawk's American Wasteland

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

But it is so so soooo good!

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

You're correct, GoldenEye is a masterpiece, setting a high bar that would only ever be surpassed 10 years later by Duke Nukem

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

anon is mad that his dad has taste

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

What about secret of mana?

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Fun, but I'd like a word with whatever dev decided "charging weapons should account for roughly 1/5 of game time."

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Lol I don't remember, been awhile

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 3 days ago

Sorry, too busy to worry about "best game" because of my 11th playthrough of Final Fantasy Tactics

[-] Redacted@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

They just put out the remake for the war of the lions on steam a little while back, im on my second playthrough its great

this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2026
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