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[-] zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Buy bitcoin soon

[-] mr_anny@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Let's have beer.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Don’t trust [REDACTED]

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Networking, not cybersecurity

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 1 month ago

Get out NOW

[-] Geobloke@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I'm you from...

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

invest in bitcoin.

[-] bold_omi@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Point at him and say: "Gay. Invest Zoom." He'll figure it out.

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Loss dot jaypeg

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
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[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago
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[-] snowcrete@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 month ago

Move to Europe

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago
[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 1 points 1 month ago

that's 4 words

[-] redwattlebird@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 month ago
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[-] Nooodel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Mom has leukemia would have been a good move

[-] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tossup between "buy Bitcoin now" and "you are autistic"

The first one, because, obviously. The second one, because I didn't find out until I was in my 30s. My lemmy account is older than my diagnosis.

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'd go with autieness for me, personally. If I'd known i was autie when i was younger, they may have been able to help me more than what I got as an adult proper.

[-] tangonov@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Put off college

[-] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Buy All Bitcoin

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

She was interested in you, go talk to her.

Your future self will say "that's nine words" =]

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[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Hold bitcoin decades

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"Don't waste."

[-] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Bitcoin 100k

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Suck. My. Balls.

(He'd think it's fucking hilarious)

[-] PurpleClouds@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Compound interest

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

1986, buy Microsoft

[-] Cellari@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm you...!

To my presumption this is 3 words, and the 18 year old me is not going to blindly believe any sudden random 3 words said.

[-] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

You got this. Or, Believe in yourself.

[-] funkyfarmington@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Don't. Marry. Her.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Skip college, gormless.

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