Stick a fork in the cream, hold it under until the bubbles stop.

I'm one of those monsters that eats the oreo and then washes down with milk. No dipping

Till the cookie is mushy but not so mushy it falls apart.

In Finland we have a "local Oreo" called Domino. Oreo always had this mythical reputation as a famous american cookie almost no one had tasted. Then Oreos came to the stores here for the first time so I naturally bought a pack to try them out. I never bought another one. Those are incredibly dry and dull tasting compared to the Domino cookies I'm used to.

Just 3 seconds. The Oreos manufactured in my part of the world are very porous and absorb liquid way too fast, and I don't like having my cookie crumble and break into my beverage just mere milliseconds away from touching my lip.

Until it's too late to save it because I dropped it in the milk several minutes and fuck shit ass I forgot thanks to ADHD because ooo lizards.

I alternate cookie and milk bites/sips so I have a crunch that suddenly melts when in my mouth. I don’t like biting into sogginess.

Drop them all in at once and slowly sip the milk. Enjoy the delicious at the bottom when finished.

No set time, I hold them under until the bubbles stop.

Uhhhhh zero seconds. I don't like milk and thus I don't dip my cookies in shit.

1. Fill a cup with oreos.
2. Cover with milk.
3. Wait until oreos become paste.
4. Stir and eat with spoon.

Also, my favorite cookie/biscuit used to be Mother’s Taffy sandwich cookies, but then they went out of business, got bought out, brought back, and ruined by completely changing the recipe. Pretty sure the new recipe is just cardboard pulp and reclaimed wastewater.

I miss those.

I'm perfectly happy with 5 seconds, or not dipping at all. Eat cookie, drink milk. Still enjoyable one after the other.

My wife's a 5-second dipper, though, so I have adopted her practice when she's around.

I like to dip it far enough that my fingers are in the milk a little too so that I can feel once the oreo starts to get soft.

I rarely dip, I mostly put the dry oreo in my mouth and take a sip.

I remember watching a Mythbusters or similar show that concluded that the time out of the milk after dipping is more important than the time in the milk. I've been doing that ever since, one dip than 5 seconds out then dip again and 5 seconds out again and it's perfect every time.

F: Zero seconds.

Step 1: Eat a cookie Step 2: Drink Milk Step 3: Goto Step 1

Chocolate chip cookies for me, and as long as I can before it starts to fall apart.

I like playing chicken with them

I stick a fork through the middle, then try to get as close to the cookie falling off as I can.

Dip a chocolate digestive in tea for maybe two full seconds and it is absolute glory.

D or E

Tim Tam SLAM

• 3 seconds: normal human bean

• 5 seconds: borderline philistine, yet understandable

• 10 seconds: I will gawk in incredulity at your shenanigans

• 15 seconds: you are an absolute Madlad

• 30 seconds: you revolting against what? And what for? Do you even have principles?

• longer: who hurt you?