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[-] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

I support undermining the pharmaceutical industry with a line of gas station flavored bear-based beverages.

[-] JillyB@beehaw.org 3 points 3 days ago

Gas-station flavored? So like, roller hot dog?

[-] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

That made me chuckle audibly

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago

Oh, it's actually the active ingredient. That's kinda bad.

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 12 points 4 days ago

They’d be really lucky not to have killed anyone.

[-] MrPoletki@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago
[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

why does Viagra have to be a controlled substance? what's the big deal

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Heart attacks and catastrophic blood pressure loss. Anything that fucks with blood pressure, and that's what an erection is, can kill you pretty easily if you don't know what you're doing.

[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago

what if they just put pictures of dead people having a heart attacks on the package

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Dead people don't have heart attacks.

[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Heart attack while they were alive.

[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

It doesn't. They died.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm personally fine with it, but I'm also on the side of legalizing everything.

That's a lot of the problem with them selling it as a chocolate after all, it pretends you're not dealing with serious medication and not thinking in terms of poisoning and multiplier effects. People simply don't think about these things without warnings.

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago

one thing about the us is if healthcare is not a right and provided publically then they should at least put no restrictions on drugs of any kind. People should be able to self medicate if we are not providing doctors to decide on medication.

[-] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

this kills the erection

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

it's actually a heart medication and can kill you if taken improperly.

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Better than their other flavors, diarrhea vanilla, found to have real exlax...

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