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[-] rozodru@piefed.world 18 points 2 months ago

I'm so sorry.

It was March or April of 2008 and I worked in the porn industry as a web developer and moderator for user submitted content sites. One site in particular that I managed was gaytube which at the time was owned by Twisty's/Pink Visual/Carsed Marketing. As a moderator for gaytube it was my responsibility to approve or deny all user submitted content to the site. and there was a lot of it. daily. Affiliate content got approved regardless but users had to be vetted. enter a guy from Eastern Europe named Alexi or Alex.

He'd submit stuff constantly of shoving things up his ass. like whatever it was. food, random objects, whatever. One day in March or April of 2008 he submitted this clip. all of it. in it's entirety. I watched it. I was one of if not the first person OTHER than Alexi to watch this thing. so. much. blood.

Naturally I had to deny it. But even after denying a clip I still had access to the upload. Now since I was in the industry I had access to all the industry forums and other user sites that people in the industry would use like the message board "gofuckyourself" (seriously, that's what it was called). I was on speaking terms with the guy that ran efukt and I would always share with him weird shit via gofuckyourself that would get submitted to one of the many sites I worked on like the victorian era E.T. porn or the duct tape ninja turtles porn for example. So I decided to send him this clip. he uploaded it. the rest is history.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

the victorian era E.T. porn

"I miss home"

[-] Starski@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Absolutely crazy history if true

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah that's wild. This dude scarred a generation.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not gonna lie if OP is legit this feels like being one handshake away from legend, like if you met Peter Jackson's assistant on LOTR or so.

[-] TractorDuffy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Okay so it happened then that sucks

BUT WHY WOULD YOU UPLOAD IT TO THE INTERNET

[-] lb_o@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Sir, if that's true, it is an honor to be in one comment thread with you.

I was a teenager, and that was the era of imageboards. The rest is also history.

[-] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Legend. Big if true.

[-] VeganBtw@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

Back when it was the most shocking thing you could see. ⋅.˳˳.⋅ॱ˙˙ॱ⋅.˳🄽🄾🅂🅃🄰🄻🄶🄸🄰˳.⋅ॱ˙˙ॱᐧ.˳˳.⋅

[-] deranger@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

It’s still the top ranking shock site to me, never been eclipsed.

[-] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Oh man, tubgirl? Octopusgirl? Blue waffle? Meatspin? Pain Olympics?

[-] errer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Stileproject

[-] deranger@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Don’t forget HAI2U, or Mr Hands. Cakefarts isn’t exactly shocking in comparison to these heavy hitters but is definitely one of the classics.

Shock site pranks via disguised links was the best possible anti-phishing training one could receive as a teenager. Bring that shit back.

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Mr. Hands wasn't even that bad. He died, but not from the incident that was filmed.

[-] deranger@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Really? I thought it was what was filmed. Not to be that guy but… source?

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

So, good question. I can't find my original source. It seems that the event that did lead to his death was recorded, that I have a source for. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

But I remember seeing elsewhere that the specific "Mr hands" footage that was passed around wasn't that event; it was available before he died. They had been doing that for a while. I don't have a good source for that right now, and will keep looking.

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I hate that I know all of these. At least no one has mentioned swap.avi yet. Oh shit, I just did!

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Deeeeeep lore hahaha

[-] deranger@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

swap.avi - when you realize 2girls1cup is just a trailer for a full length video from the same studio

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago

2girls1cup was fake.. swap.avi was not.

[-] deranger@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Elaborate on “fake.” It’s the same studio who made both, MFX. This is super easy to verify online.

[-] Astertheprince@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago
[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

One guy, one jar, one lifetime of nope

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

Didn't click, hear it anyways

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago
[-] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

Really brings you back

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 2 months ago

If you haven't read his interview about the incident, it's almost worse than the video.

[-] Soulg@ani.social 2 points 2 months ago

You can't drop that without linking to the interview

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

The pain Olympics one where the guy takes a hatchet to his balls was also awful to look at

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

NO! NONONONONO DONT DO IT!!! AGH I CAN FEEL IT BREAKING!!!

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

In hindsight, I like that we are developing independently.

There was an actual reform period where lemmy shitposts went from corn to horny-posting.

With names of important figures and all. There is history here.

[-] cattywampas@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Least unhinged rawdawg comic.

[-] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago

I guess he sits on it, right?

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