I repeat back something generic until someone corrects me
Good enough for management, good enough for me
A collegue of mine did this. She just laughed and said "that's right" before leaving the teams meeting. My boss, confused still in the meeting: "well... I guess we're not getting the description of the API today..."
For me it's probably an ADHD thing. I zone out halfway through the explanation usually.
I’m sorry, what?
Tinnitus plus processing disorders is a real bitch.
Just tell them they're a mumbly bitch like the grumpy deaf olds we are. WHAT'S THAT? SPEAK UP, YOU MEEK ASS MUMBLY BITCH, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE BEES
What? What bees? We're indo-
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
When you say what three times and they don't talk any louder.
Stevelet Johannscemi looks confused.
SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I DARE YA! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!! SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
Female steve bumski?
Last time this happened to me was my first visit to a Turkish barber. After the third what I was scared of appearing racist because he had such a strong accent, so I just said "aye pal" and gave him a thumbs up hoping that would be the end of it. Then suddenly he had a ball of fire on a stick waving it at my head.
Turns out he was offering me an ear-flame which id never heard of before. Its pretty terrifying with no warning.
Gotta learn to ask "what?" a different way
Come again?
I can try
Whaaaaaaaaat?
I made this fave after one of my roommates got drunk, shit on the floor at night, then peaced out for class in the AM, leaving his turd on the floor.
Nah, just sensory issues.
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