He's very lucky no human beings were hurt as a result of his actions. Don't drive drunk, folks.

One less cop, one less drunk driver, best possible outcome

Look I get where you are coming from but rather not see drunk driving jokes like this. One of my childhood friends was killed by a serial drunk driver and left to bleed to death in a ditch.

I think I might've figured out why no one tried to stop him.

That portrait should be an emoji. :killed:

Critical support for this drunk driver