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Had a vasectomy today. THIS CURSED BLOODLINE DIES WITH ME!

The worst part was them arranging my junk and numbing it, lots of pulling and then it felt like they were flicking me with rubber bands. Actual incisions and snipping, didnt feel at all. A little sore, nothing Tylenol doesnt help with.

7 days of taking it easy, gotta skip the gym, but apparently on day 8 I can just go right back into normal activity.

Am posting between bouts of video games while on the couch. Ultrakill and Fogive Me Father 2 (heh, father....something I aint ever gonna be), and some Afterimage and Burnout Paradise. Just bought a more recent Need for Speed game on steam so I can install it on Gamehub and see how it runs on the Odin 3.

Hope yall are well!

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

Congrats on the soon to be condom free sex.

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 18 points 4 weeks ago

To be clear, one should still wear a condom because condoms also help prevent STIs lol

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

That is true, safe sex is good.

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago
[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

depends

Those are for the other exit hole.

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

am tempted to allege homophobia. but first, if that is "the other", which is the original/first exit hole?

perhaps you can clear yourself of charges.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

Peepee is the first exit hole (number 1). Poopoo is the second exit hole (number 2).

I admit that in my haste, I didn't consider that Depends could cover both exit holes (peepee and poopoo). That's my bad. Thank you for holding me to account for my BAD badposts.

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

hm well what you do with nostils is none of my business.

another stripe on the flag.

[-] regul@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago

For me they gave me Xans like right before the snipping so they didn't kick in until I was on the curb waiting for my wife to come pick me up.

I vividly remember and felt (dully, due to local anesthesia) the snips.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah they gave me 2 Valium. It calmed my heart beat but not much else.

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

then it felt like they were flicking me with rubber bands.

Sounds like a no scalpel procedure. That's what I got after we had our two kids. You're back on your feet in under a week.

Contrasts! Did they give you a hard time about getting one? I had two kids when I for mine so they didn't ask to many questions. I imagine if you don't have kids it's different.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

Nah. Im not one that wants kids. At the consultation the only question was "you dont growing your family?" Dude was chill. No hassle at all.

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

Good! That's how it should be.

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

Ayyyy, welcome to the cut club! club-penguin-dance

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

Ill await my membership card in the mail.

[-] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 4 weeks ago

Did they give you a cone?

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

tis an honorable thing

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Fun vasectomy story! My dad got ome when I was like 3 or so, I dont remember it, I have just been told about this, but I guess I mixed the words 'operation' and 'infection' and was talking around daycare about how my dad got an infection so he can't have anymore kids

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

Hahaha, aww

[-] FidelChadstro@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

Was just thinking about how unpleasant the tugging was. I asked to see a piece of the tubing and he showed me part while I was laying on my back. The recovery wasn't my favorite. Don't forget about the 20 loads and then getting tested to make sure you're unleaded

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

Yep. They sent me on my way with sample cups to send back

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