I blame the parents. That baby broke a table leg with his head, and his dad is like, “maybe he’s just a late bloomer.” No, dude, that’s an undiagnosed concussion inflicted on a soft skulled baby — that’s brain damage.
What are you going to do about it? Every baby gets those.
That's actually why the dad believes the baby is a late bloomer; It took him this long to get a concussion? He's practically a toddler now!
Yeah, I mean, I couldn't even crawl before I rolled off the bed and hit the floor with my head while my Mom was trying to change me.
I like turtles 🐢
Actually the kid is clearly superhuman and the parents failed to recognize it. No way a human baby could break a solid table leg.
Lol bleak
Just wait until the next time the groundskeeper comes by with his lawnmower.
Hope bro had an enjoyable life despite his judgy-ass parents.
Evidence this man is a failure:
Can break tables with his soft infantile head
Cannot ride bike
Can do weed
Has a job
Rip, bozo. What a fucking idiot
Oh god I didn't notice. Actually irredeemable
“Maybe your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others”
Traumatic Brain Injury IS a thing.
???
Judgmental ass comic lol
It's like what happens when parents don't teach their kid and expect them to just know everything.
Capitalist propaganda posting is worse than horny posting.
what do you mean everybody knows you gotta be a neuroscientist billionaire or else you failed in life.
Ya, but how'd he die?
Hit by a self-driving car while holding his sign.
Those parents clearly never "bloomed" either. A baby shouldn't have been able to destroy a table leg unless it was completely rotted out. The bike tire must have been already bent. Falling off of it in the middle a field doesn't twist up the front wheel like that. It looks like the front wheel failed and the kid was ejected forward.
That poor kid grew up in a dangerous household with neglectful parents.
How can a completely rotted out baby break a table leg?
when the core has nothing inside it, the abs flex inwards instead of doing what they're supposed to. that was a fun thing to learn.
Well most depictions of zombies do show them with superhuman strength.
Plot Twist: The parents were killed in a car accident on the way home from the hospital with their new son. While he survived, miraculously uninjured, and was adopted out, the parents became ghosts, unseen, hovering over him for the rest of his life ... to reunite only at the end.
Would make sense except they have different clothes and get grey hair
Bloomer humor
The fuck is this supposed to mean?
I think it's just a play on the word "bloom" as the flowers bloom after he's dead as opposed to being someone that "bloomed" in life
It has a happy ending
pro suicide propaganda
Gee, thanks. As if I didn't feel bad enough about my life already./s
I like this is neither edgy nor funny.
A "late bloomer" can live a perfectly happy and fulfilling life if you just support and believe in them the same as you would a bright kid.
Hey now, Castle Rat fucking rules
Pushing up daisies... Eventually.
I don't get it
There's flowers blooming on the grave in the last panel.
Funny how many people overlook that :)
Neither did they...
Maybe you project too much on people that are not you?
Late for a society that's properly calibrated to our human nature.
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