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[-] loaf@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

This sentence is full of words put together that I never thought that I would ever read in my entire life. And yet, here we are.

[-] slevinkelevra@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] loaf@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

lol I didn’t know this existed. Thank you, I’ve got a new community to subscribe to

[-] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

I take it you haven’t been to Tijuana?

[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 12 points 3 weeks ago

The Aristocrats!

[-] beatnixxx@fedia.io 11 points 3 weeks ago

uh yeah doc... imma keep the cancer, thanks.

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Theres a couple of religions and some vegans that are gonna love this

[-] Bot@sub.community 7 points 3 weeks ago

They come a lot, so it’s gonna be cheap

[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

Good for both of them. *claps

[-] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

The real achievement is the scientists who managed to get a mouse to blow a pig. If you got Nobel prizes for effort, that's a prize nomination right there.

[-] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

You're saying I could fix my painful right eye if I let a hog come on my face? Hmm.

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

They better work for that 45 minute petite mort!

this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2026
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