This sentence is full of words put together that I never thought that I would ever read in my entire life. And yet, here we are.
lol I didn’t know this existed. Thank you, I’ve got a new community to subscribe to
I take it you haven’t been to Tijuana?
The Aristocrats!
uh yeah doc... imma keep the cancer, thanks.
Theres a couple of religions and some vegans that are gonna love this
They come a lot, so it’s gonna be cheap
Good for both of them. *claps
The real achievement is the scientists who managed to get a mouse to blow a pig. If you got Nobel prizes for effort, that's a prize nomination right there.
You're saying I could fix my painful right eye if I let a hog come on my face? Hmm.
They better work for that 45 minute petite mort!
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