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[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago

I prefer asymmetrical women.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 day ago

Not to be confused with assmetrical women (they can use their derrieres to accurately measure things).

[-] realitista@lemmus.org 52 points 2 days ago

Not to be "that guy" but I think they are mixing their metaphors here. "Biological weapon" is the comparison they're making, not "biological war" which isn't something I think exists,

So examples like "chemical woman", "woman of mass destruction" work, whereas "total woman" or "guerrilla woman" do not.

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 days ago

I was thinking "biological warfare". Which still doesn't fit all the references, but I'll write it off as "artistic liberty"

[-] Klear@quokk.au 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

But that would imply scientific liberty, engineering liberty and, worst of all, AI slop liberty.

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[-] protist@retrofed.com 14 points 2 days ago

I assumed it was "warfare," and for that every example works

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[-] ThermonuclearHoxha@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

"Biological warfare" does in fact exist, and can be compared to "guerrilla warfare" and perhaps "total war" as a type of warfare as a slight stretch.

[-] ieGod@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago

Ah, a shit post enjoyer of refined taste I see.

[-] silver@das-eck.haus 4 points 2 days ago

It's warfare. The only one that doesn't fit is "of mass destruction"

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[-] wieson@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago

OOP: warfare
OC1: war and warfare
OC2: weapons

It's not the same and it irks me. Thanks.

[-] CptBread@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Agreed, though for me I'm fine with adding war, it's close enough to warfare.

[-] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 30 points 2 days ago
[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 7 points 2 days ago

Black Metal Ist Frau

[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago

this use of the term "biological" is stupid

hrt and surgery are both most certainly "biological"

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[-] gressen@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 days ago

Women on drugs.

[-] sxt@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago
[-] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

Would that be 1d6 for the damage die?

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[-] rekabis@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Woman of mass destruction

Ah, these are rather common. Divorces are their weapon of choice.

More often than not, the man has his post-alimony earnings and net worth rolled back twenty years or more. Most never return to their prior economic level unless they’re young enough to compensate, and then they remain severely behind their peers, as well. Only the truly wealthy men - think $10M of net worth or more, and $250k+ earnings - can bounce back from a divorce like it’s nothing.

[-] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 28 points 2 days ago

some girls are gassy

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I think it actually implies the existence of mechanical women, aerodynamic women, thermodynamic women, ceramic women and computer women.

[-] mr_stank@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

The ultra rare three day special woman operation

[-] knightly@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago

Now there's a euphemism. XD

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

In and out in twenty minutes.

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Woman of mass destruction

My sister in law

Woman of ass destruction.

Pegging

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago

I think my sister in law probably still qualifies if I know my brother …

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago
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[-] Prikkeres@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago

I’d identify as a ballistic woman.

you have a large mass and move at high speeds?

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's not the mass, it's the curvature of the curve they are undertaking ...
(I'm guessing, not trying to speak for them)

[-] marzhall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One Two Three Four

I declare a thumb Woman

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 14 points 2 days ago

Pyrrhic women?

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago
[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Womanhammer 40k or Womanhammer Fantasy Battle?

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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I've studied womanfare on the frontlines. I can tell you that women never change.

[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

I hope they at least change on laundry day!

[-] inconel@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago
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[-] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Ranged Women and Martial Women too

Women of conquest.

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago
[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Some people do wear you down.

the only time that the concept of "biological woman" matters is when you want to make children. every other time it just plainly doesn't matter.

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

"Action Stations! Threat priority Anti-Air Women Red!"

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
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[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Most of the women I've encountered in life seem to be engaged in a long-term siege. No breeching those walls.

BTW, they won't respond to slapping them with your "cannon balls." Just saving you the futile attempt.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Forever women. World women I and II. The cold women. The women in heaven. Asymmetric women. Women games. I could go on.

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