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[-] RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago
[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

Dealt with a lot of my mental problems. Still a slut.

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 11 points 1 month ago
[-] fonix232@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

No no no, we're not revealing the whore ray until next Tuesday!

[-] Bonje@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

When the moon hits your eye like a big titty pie; thats a ...

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago
[-] herrvogel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Club penguin of course

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 3 points 1 month ago

same bestie

[-] Killer57@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago
[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I missed my opportunity to be a whore. I’m too old and married now.

There was one week about 15 years I was able to fulfill this dream. I remember it fondly.

[-] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

I don't see the contradiction

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Why just online? šŸ˜

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago

I'm a whore online, but a slut IRL.

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I'm online but I ain't paying you shit.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well this ain't my OnlyFans so... šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

Also I don't take shit as payment. Money or drugs only.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I have two boxes of Advil. Can I see a nipple?

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Why do you need mental problems to be a whore? Can't you just do it because you're cool like that?

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

"I am mad that I can't huff enamel without people assuming it's because my family sucks. I hope to be seen one day as someone that just likes getting high" - Summer Smith

[-] maplesaga@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Imagine is man whores were given as much attention as woman, they'd be out there every day with just a thong.

[-] it_wasnt_arson@awful.systems 4 points 1 month ago

Easy honestly, you just have to put some effort into your appearance and be ok with that attention coming from weird 60 year old men, just like anyone else.

[-] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2026
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