Only half? We can do better.

Those are rookie numbers. We need to pump those numbers up.

~~Cloud data centers~~

Vapor data centers

Idealism crumbling in the face of material reality once again.

Gotta celebrate the small wins.

Unexpected blowback of crippling the nations education system

Even those who mean to prop up the empire are too fuckin dumb to know what the fuck they’re doing

They just don’t want tres commas FOMO so just claim it’s the next big thing and have a convincing mechanical Turk on hand. Americans used to be great salesmen but now they’ll fuckin’ buy anything