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Satire

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[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There's no way he would thank people.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

Maybe thank them for their attention to this matter. DJT.

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think that phrase is the only time he's ever used "thank you" in his life, and it has absolutely nothing to do with actually thanking any one. It's just a way to exert power.

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

I really don't even think he ever wrote that. I think the AI he used to make his word salad into something readable pooped that out. It's a typical AI trope.

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

I was speaking of the specific phrase he uses all the time, "thank you for your attention to this matter". He most definitely did not write the full message here.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 13 hours ago

You're absolutely right...

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Okay, I'm pretty sure this is satire, but see rule 6 regarding if it's real. Otherwise, mark it as satire. Sorry if that ruins the joke, but in these times, it's the way it is. Anyone can help prove it's real (if it's real). *Everyone has an hour to mark as satire or archived link to the real deal.

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 24 points 2 days ago

Understood. Sorry for not marking accordingly.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

No worries, thanks for understanding.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I didn't see anything recent on his xcancel about being in hospital

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 days ago
[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

right, but the specific tweet isn't real, the picture of him looking like mix of farting, melting , dying, cumming and being stoned at the same time wasn't tweeted out

[-] nulluser@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Was posting propaganda about immigrants just half an hour ago on his LiesSocial feed. No mention of hospitals.

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 0 points 2 days ago

Doesn’t mean he’s not at Walter Reed.

[-] nulluser@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

If he was going to post about it, THAT'S where he would post about it. 🙄

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 days ago

optics and distractions

[-] mech@feddit.org 46 points 2 days ago
[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Probably not, that's not really his M.O.

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 28 points 2 days ago

If his heart attacked him, secret service ought to attack his heart! Get him, boys! Zero tolerance!

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Oh, it must be bad this time if this is a real quote

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago

You mean like this actual tweet that he sent out which is actually verified?

This is the tweet that, combined with the unconfirmed Walter Reed hospitalization has led to articles like this: https://www.newsweek.com/trumps-chances-of-being-removed-by-25th-amendment-climb-11785658

[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago

Take my energy little blood clot

[-] lemmyng@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

TAKE MY LAST HAMON, ARTERIES!

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago

Look at those bloodshot eyes and rejoice. May his stay be transitory rather than temporary.

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

I hope not.

Clots and prayers over here! Clots and prayers.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Clots and prions?

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 days ago

very concerned — looking into it.

[-] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Guy looks oily, he should be careful not to get invaded by the us.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

We will never be this lucky.

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 days ago

audible sigh

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Is that hellfire burning behind his eyes?

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 2 days ago

I think, another 10 minutes and it's ready, prepare the table.

[-] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

He would totally post something like this out of the blue with zero context.

He's THAT kind of messed up.

[-] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago
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