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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by green_goglin@thelemmy.club to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

Satire

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[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 62 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Okay, I'm pretty sure this is satire, but see rule 6 regarding if it's real. Otherwise, mark it as satire. Sorry if that ruins the joke, but in these times, it's the way it is. Anyone can help prove it's real (if it's real). *Everyone has an hour to mark as satire or archived link to the real deal.

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 24 points 3 weeks ago

Understood. Sorry for not marking accordingly.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago

No worries, thanks for understanding.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't see anything recent on his xcancel about being in hospital

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

right, but the specific tweet isn't real, the picture of him looking like mix of farting, melting , dying, cumming and being stoned at the same time wasn't tweeted out

[-] nulluser@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Was posting propaganda about immigrants just half an hour ago on his LiesSocial feed. No mention of hospitals.

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 0 points 3 weeks ago

Doesn’t mean he’s not at Walter Reed.

[-] nulluser@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

If he was going to post about it, THAT'S where he would post about it. 🙄

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 1 points 3 weeks ago

optics and distractions

[-] mech@feddit.org 46 points 3 weeks ago
[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Probably not, that's not really his M.O.

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 28 points 3 weeks ago

If his heart attacked him, secret service ought to attack his heart! Get him, boys! Zero tolerance!

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

There's no way he would thank people.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe thank them for their attention to this matter. DJT.

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I think that phrase is the only time he's ever used "thank you" in his life, and it has absolutely nothing to do with actually thanking any one. It's just a way to exert power.

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

I really don't even think he ever wrote that. I think the AI he used to make his word salad into something readable pooped that out. It's a typical AI trope.

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I was speaking of the specific phrase he uses all the time, "thank you for your attention to this matter". He most definitely did not write the full message here.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago

You're absolutely right...

[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago

Take my energy little blood clot

[-] lemmyng@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

TAKE MY LAST HAMON, ARTERIES!

[-] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Guy looks oily, he should be careful not to get invaded by the us.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

We will never be this lucky.

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 7 points 3 weeks ago

audible sigh

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

I hope not.

Clots and prayers over here! Clots and prayers.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

Clots and prions?

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 points 3 weeks ago

very concerned — looking into it.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 3 weeks ago

Look at those bloodshot eyes and rejoice. May his stay be transitory rather than temporary.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, it must be bad this time if this is a real quote

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

You mean like this actual tweet that he sent out which is actually verified?

This is the tweet that, combined with the unconfirmed Walter Reed hospitalization has led to articles like this: https://www.newsweek.com/trumps-chances-of-being-removed-by-25th-amendment-climb-11785658

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

I think, another 10 minutes and it's ready, prepare the table.

[-] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

He would totally post something like this out of the blue with zero context.

He's THAT kind of messed up.

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Is that hellfire burning behind his eyes?

[-] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago
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