rats rule

I had rats as pets for a big chunk of my life. Great companions

Fabahbahdabahabhah birthday bash! Micheal it's your birthday today!

Motherfucker, you gotta recognize where you are, and then you gotta get past that. You gotta be unemotional. You can't sink into this hole. You live in the oubliette. Your job is to crawl up the ladder, motherfucker. You live in the HOLE. You're in the HOLE. You are a RAT. And the rat, when he's in the hole gets fucked. People only throw trash in the hole.

You need to eat a body. And you need to carry the plague. And you need to carry a plague around this whole world, that will change this whole fuckin world. And all your enemies will vomit black bile and will choke on blood and will grow boils and die. But only if you get together with your other RATS. And you come up with some kind of super plague, to fuckin end your enemies and...

End. This. Nightmare.

i'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules 😤

I'm a rat respecter

Hello Sir! Welcome to the Rat Café. There's no rats here, there's just uh, hamburgers!

I'm da giant rat dat makes all of a da roolz, let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves in to!

I want rats but my cat would hate them. I don't want to torture her or them, so I'll wait. Until then I guess I'll rewatch "rat clinches his fist in rage" on youtube 10 million more times.

Enjoy deez rat nutz

oooh, just a week before world hamster day too