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[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 96 points 5 days ago

submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet

She designs bioreactors and doesn't even want to see mine for reference smdh

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 days ago

She mer on my poly til i dissipate

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[-] FluidBeef@quokk.au 74 points 5 days ago

Why do men do this? Even when I was young and clueless I knew this would not work, and that also women talk to each other.

[-] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 60 points 5 days ago

The goal isn't what you assume it is. You're projecting your own goals and concerns onto those men.

My guess would be exhibitionism. They get sexual gratification from acting sexually towards women regardless of how those women feel about it. As for women talking to each other, that's less of a risk on dating apps, and even irl it has never been decent at preventing sexual offenders from having plenty of victims.

[-] Batmancer@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago

I asked my man slut roommate (no shame, all sluts rock, all kind people rock) a while back, how he gets all these girls with this behavior?

He said, “I just cast a wiiiiide net and the ones that respond are down”

Beautiful and simple explanation. Just like he was, to clarify, above average beauty, and =< average smarts. Pretty good guy overall. I don’t recall he was a dick to rejection just moved along to the one that accepted.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

But was he sending unsolicited dick pics or just saying hi? Because if it was the first one I got some news for you, and that news would be about him not being a good guy just because you didn’t have any problems.

If he was just saying hi…why did you respond to a comment about specifically unsolicited dick pics?

[-] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

So often the real thing is other men don't know how objectifying and creepy their womanizing friends are, because they aren’t the target. They don't see the behavior, often because they don't want to, so its easy to ignore.

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[-] Janx@piefed.social 17 points 5 days ago

This makes me think of womanizing Boomhauer from King of the Hill. His "secret" is to just hit on basically every single woman he sees, lol...

https://youtu.be/pNZU0SGmYyI

[-] LogicOverFeelings@piefed.ca 11 points 5 days ago

Ah yes, the good old spamming technique.

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[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I too wonder this sometimes. Than I realize a lot of men are clueless in general about the opposite sex.

I think the motivation of a lot of people like this is to just have meaningless sex. Someone is not flashing their dick to a future spouse. Not many stories I have heard where it goes "Once I saw that dick pic, I knew your father was the one."

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Not many stories I have heard where it goes “Once I saw that dick pic, I knew your father was the one.”

Romance is dead.

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[-] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago

this would not work

You assume the goal is to actually try to date or fuck. It's not. The goal is to intimidate and degrade, to make someone else uncomfortable. So viewed through that lens, it works.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Guide to picking up smart chicks:

~~X Show dick pics~~

✓ Wrongly pronounce Saponification so she corrects you and you can ask more questions about her interests

[-] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 37 points 5 days ago
[-] Soulg@ani.social 16 points 5 days ago

Yeah as much as I support the message every time I see this I cringe at the imsosmart energy lol

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[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Why does she need a boyfriend if she has so much pleasure listening to the sound of her own voice?

Dick pics are cringe tho.

88 comments, 888 updoots, cool numbers.

[-] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

It’s like Super Smash Bros, everyone is here

[-] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Best response I've seen to unsolicited dick pics is responding with the previous unsolicited dick pick.

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[-] sepi@piefed.social 24 points 5 days ago

Send unsolicited pictures of dudes buttholes back

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 35 points 5 days ago
[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago

I can't believe it's not spider mandibles :(

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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago

Wait, wait wait!

You can't just drop the fact of working polymer heat dissipation and not go deeper

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[-] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 days ago

Meanwhile I try to get to know someone on an app who messaged me first and all I get are two word replies... Dating apps are trash.

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

What a shame, when there's so many opportunities for an opening pun relating to "her bioreactor" or "engaging in heat dissipation"...

Talk about low hanging fruit...

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 4 days ago

"check out my low hanging fruit 🍆"

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago
[-] espurr@sopuli.xyz 8 points 5 days ago

Wish someone sent me a d*ck pic...

[-] Zoop@beehaw.org 6 points 4 days ago

a photo of two cute ducks happily eating birdseed next to a pool

Here you go bb. Two for one! ;)

This is the cute-ass duck couple that hangs out in a nearby apartment complex's pool when it's closed to humans every spring. I love them.

[-] espurr@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

Aww always together forever!!

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[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 7 points 4 days ago

Best I can do is a dik-dik

[-] espurr@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

What is this thing I have never seen

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[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 5 days ago

I have seen this before, it is a repost from years ago.

I remember, because it was particullary irritating seeing a scientist harrassed.

[-] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Its consciousness, not conscience. Conscience is specifically one's moral awareness.

Also its closer to 4 billion years.

That said, I understand her anger about stupid people. And people who slut shame can die in a fire.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Was it ever, in all history, ever solicited?

[-] Soulg@ani.social 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Sometimes yes, some women ask for dick pics when actively sexting

[-] ranzispa@mander.xyz 9 points 5 days ago

I know it is quite common to ask in gay dating apps. Many people in there have a full set of naked photos that they send out to others on request.

I'm not so sure about women.

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