may this lesson improve your hygiene
The solution in the title is a good way to get a yeast infection.
Yuck! If you went straight from eating to masturbating without even washing your hands, you deserve everything that's coming.
They probably didn’t come though.
Capsaicin is non-soluble in water and basically doesn't wash off.
Neither are oils, that's why you use soap to wash. People don't become spicy for life after touching peppers
Ok, I have an experiment for you. Go touch some really hot chili peppers, then wash you hands. With soap. Three times, if you like. Then rub your eyes. Then tell me that felt absolutely fine. Go ahead, I'll wait.
I saw a vid from Gordon Ramsey that using freshly squeezed limes to rinse your hands works against the spicy.
me about to ~~crank~~ Kronk one out
prolly a kink of some type
Hi there! Got any jalapeno juice?
FUUUUCK.
I can feel this one.
I had a dumb idea to use Deep Heat as lube once. My cock looked bright red at one point and i cried when my girlfriend at the time called a doctor. God dam ive had some cringey moments in my life 😂
And then theres me....using hot sauce as lube.
I once used chilly oil as lube just to see.
It was indeed a terrible idea, as I suspected.
But you did right to check, for… um, science
One of my partners more or less did this once and sent me a pic of their dick in a glass of milk lol
You... probably just want a steady stream of water, to flush out the irritants.
Get a detachable, flexible showerhead.
... these are also useful for things beyond flushing out irritants.
And by tomorrow your sandwich will have burnt all 3 holes.
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