Squidward
Woah, same. Crazy. What language do you speak?
I am in America. Of course I speak American 🙄
👊🇺🇸🔥
AmeriKKKa! Fuck yeah!! ✝️🏈🦅
Lick my butt and such on my balls!
Also Squidward
Are there any other Squidwards I should know about???
…me
But, you're a woodwind.
Also Squidward, but in Russian
Сквидвард
Gubka Bob
Yep
Губка Боб Квадратные Штаны
Jalmari Kalmari
Thaddäus Tentakel (german)

Squiddi (pronounced Squeeddee), Italian
That’s cute!!!
His name is "Octo Tentakel" in Dutch
but squids have 10 tentacles....
2 tentacles 8 arms
That feels like a cop out 🙁
Boy do I have some news for you about some of the other characters........
I’m listening….
Plankton....Ms Puff.....Larry the Lobster.....
Wait who’s Larry

I just wanted to point out that nearly every name in that show is a copout
Reading the comments be like

My second language, but in Spanish he's Calamardo Tentáculos
SpongeBob is Bob Esponja
Carlo
Français ?
Carlos, avec un S, nom de dieu baguette et fromage
La classe
Tortellini
Skalmar in Polish. Then there's SpongeBob Kanciastoporty.
Lula Molusco, Squid Mollusc if translated back to english.
タコヤキ
Calamardo Tentáculos in latin spanish.
Lula molusco.
pablo
Tintás Tunyacsáp in Hungarian, but mostly just Tunyacsáp. It translates back to Inked Lame Tentacle
Das hier ist Olaf /s
章魚哥
Kalmaras in Lithuanian 🇱🇹
The Swedish name translated: Inkward Tentacle.
Squids are called "bläckfisk" in Swedish, literally translating to "inkfish".
Carlo in french
Sigmar Fálmarans 🇮🇸
in my second heritage language, bleke fangarm. in the languages im pretty conversational in that ive learned throughout life, lula molusco or calamardo tentáculos.
calamardo tentáculos
This is great. This is his new name in my head.
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