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[-] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

This reminds me of a long time ago when I was traveling by train in Europe. It was hot and stuffy despite the windows being open with muggy air blasting in. We were standing in the halls as it was better than in the rooms. Then someone barfed - luckily they made it to the window.
Later I went for a walk along the train. The next carriage back was strangely empty - until I noticed the barf splatter on the inside wall of the hall. You could see the silhouette of where people had been standing.

[-] Armand1@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

What's left of a Looney Tunes character after touching a live wire

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

And a floating mouth with just enough life in it for one last retort.

[-] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago

Way back in the early 2000s, we used to re-fill toner cartridges. If you overfilled them, it kinda looked like this.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I too would strip naked to fill toner, much to the dismay of HR.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Never trust a fart while dry-boofing.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

til about boofing, thanks, i guess

[-] Hamartia@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

It was foretold!

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Can't wake up until I've boofed my dark roast.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

Looks like someone was raptured before the espresso went into the machine. Unacceptable!

[-] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2026
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