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Yall should remove some of these animal words and instead add different words for like the 5 different meanings of "spring"

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[-] BananaTrifleViolin@piefed.world 11 points 1 month ago

Tortoises are Turtles, but not all Turtles are Tortoises.

This isn't an English thing, this is a taxonomy thing. It should be the same in any language, just with different words used.

[-] menas@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 month ago

Both are translated "tortue" in french However to be fair, it could be specified "Tortue marine" and "Tortue terrestre"

[-] ptu@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

But tortoise sounds like a French word

[-] nightlily@leminal.space 8 points 1 month ago

German: that toad looking thing has a shield on it

Det är samma för sköldpaddor.

But also my Swedish is terrible, so that might be completely wrong.

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Dutch as well, schildpad literally translates to shielded toad.

[-] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Simple!

Turtle: pretty chill dude cruising the East Australian Current

Tortoise: teaching Pandas Kung-Fu

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Damn kids, in my day turtles lived in the sewer eating pizza and doing ninjutsu.

shakes cane

[-] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Those clearly were tortoises though :D

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[-] MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Would be simpler just to call them turtles and landturtles.

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

How about "dry shelly boys" and "wet shelly boys?"

[-] renzev@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What about mine turtles?

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 5 points 1 month ago

I always thought turtles mostly live in the water and tortoises mostly lived on land.

[-] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago
[-] nyctre@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

The good ol' "All tortoises are turtles but not all turtles are tortoises"

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

plust tortoises are mostly herbivirous while, turtles are omnivirous, and will eat anything that moves.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

The biggest difference is that turtles live in and around water, while tortises are entirely land based.

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Not to be confused with the rare tortups, which spends nearly their entire life in flight.

[-] danda@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

A turtle lives in water, a tortoise lives on land. A turtle's not a tortoise, it's not hard to understand.

[-] blinfabian@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

in dutch theyre called landschildpad and zeeschildpad (landshelltoad and seashelltoad)

[-] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Tuuuurtle turtle-urtle-urtle, turtle urtle urtle urtle. GAH, IT'S NOT A TORTOISE

[-] esc@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

But they are turtles, like every crow is a bird.

[-] Klear@quokk.au 2 points 1 month ago

And every jackdaw is a crow!

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This is like the hare and rabbit thing... (what are the differences?)

[-] Actionschnils@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

As far as I know, they are totally diferent species, that coincidentally look alike. The European hares closest relative is the roe deer(?)

But Im not a biologist. Probably someone with real knowledge can say something about it

[-] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

No real biologist, but no. They are 2 different, but closely related species - certainly closer than deer!

[-] Actionschnils@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Ah ok, do you have some easy sources on that? Otherwise Im affraid I need to deep dive into the wikipedia. "Hey Kids, Papa wont be mentally around for a while :|"

[-] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I recommend a targeted dive into Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leporidae

Roughly halfway down, just above taxonomy, is a graphic of the clade. (True) hares are only in the genus Lepus, the rest may be called hares if they are big but that's not taxonomy, just language.

There also is this helpful picture I found on the mammal page:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d2/OrthoMaM_v10b_2019_116genera_circular_tree.svg
Rabbits (well, the European rabbits Oryctolagus) are at the top left in blue, hares would be right beside them, as they are more closely related than the next animal group shown here, Pikas (Ochotona). Rabbit, Hares and Pikas form the group Lagomorphs. Deer are in the green category, left center, and thus distantly related.

[-] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Easy! A turtle is flippy flips and a tortoise is clompy clomps.

[-] king_comrade@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Thank you random internet fae of wisdom

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This title sentence works multiple ways. My cat is unable to speak English, because it has far too many words beyond the word meow.

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

This is your reminder that taxonomically fish and trees do not exist.

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[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

not as much as for plants, the non-scientific names.

[-] vatlark@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

English: owl

German: Eule, Uhu, Kauz

French: Hibou, Chouette

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

One has a flat head the other has a plus sign head like the difference between crocodiles and alligators or ravens and writing desks

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Simple. One can be thrown into water and it'll be OK. The other...not so much.

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