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god forbid a woman has hobbies!
Reminds me of the episode in King of the Hill where Peggy gets caught unknowingly smuggling cocaine into a prison via boggle sand timers.
One of the better ones. Peggy has to LIE. Who are you going to believe, me or a criminal? Texans, I tellyawhut.
What was the crime?
Woke has outlawed faith
No she didn’t, bibles just be like that sometimes
Getting high on Jesus!
When I was in college someone rolled a big joint with a page from the Bible.
When it had burned down and all the weed was gone, there was just one line of text left at the bottom: "He has spoken."
Beautiful
Always Carry A Bible.
now who will mail her a Bible?
hmm not masking or using credit card at check out?
tested positive for synthetic cannabinoids
Ew. I was expecting it to be something that comes in liquid form a little more readily, like acid, and I can't imagine how bad a trip would be in prison, especially without consistent dosing.
One of the prison Youtubers talked abut that, Larry the Jewel Thief. Tons of interesting stories. He used to get liquid acid when he was inside. He said it's one of the ways he survived. Put music on headphones, put a drop on his tongue and then for the next eight hours he wasn't in prison any more.
Tell me who's that writing?
Joan the Methylator
Tell me who's that writing?
Joan the Methylator
She wrote the Book of the Seven Gripseals
Gals rock
Opium for the people?
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