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What is the charge? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Eating a succulent Chinese meal.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

A devestating crime

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 4 points 6 days ago

ESTING A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!

[-] Zoop@beehaw.org 3 points 6 days ago

AH, I SEE YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELL!

[-] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago

97%

[-] xia@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

2 coulombs

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Driving while intoxicated AND SEXY, your honor!!

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Jaywalking, indecent exposure and regicide.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

Are the last two in concomitance?

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Right up the middle, straight into their cannons.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Murder was the case they gave me

[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

About tree fiddy

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

Positive

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