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Anon is a sinner (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 year ago

An abrahamic god punishing other people for your sins? Preposterous!

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Lot's family: Wack.

[-] Thranduil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Its lore accurate. Like when he killed first borns because he forced the pharaoh to reject moses

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I guess there was also that one time he said to put all the Amalekite women, children, babies, and animals to death, and then got pissy when Saul didn't do genocide fast enough

[-] Shard@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

You forgot to say Astaghfirullah before each session.

It works the same way as no homo.

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

This has all the makings of a hit movie. It's basically Death Note, but OP has to nut to seal the deal.

[-] tacosupreme@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Que to scene, op desperately jerking it while running through crowded streets and murderer/hitman chasing him

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

Anon just isn't masturbating enough.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Sounds more like a nice superpower

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Similar shit happens anytime I think I'm okay to enjoy Pokemon

[-] prex@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Only one way to find out...

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago

I think OP needs to tell the story to his family and see what they think about who's to blame.

this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2023
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