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Uhh, plant-based milks are not what you replace milk with for nutritional reasons. That's what seeds and greens are for.
Plant-based milks are what you replace dairy with for culinary reasons. And don't expect it to be the same, just find what's good in its own way.
Gullible idiots popularizing plant milks is great for people with dairy allergies. Allergen-free foods mostly cost substantially more than the stuff they're replacing, so mass adoption lowers the prices and broadens availability. Additionally, different plant milks taste pretty different and you generally want to use different ones for different things. Fire example, coconut milk is tasty in desert recipes but not so much in mashed potatoes or sauces, whereas pea milk is great for those.
Source: my fiance is a chef with like 9 different food allergies, including dairy.
Oat milk is the creamiest dairy alternative for tea and coffee. It's pretty great but does have a strong flavour that might not be appreciated by people with a more complicated palate than me.
I feel like some conspiracy theorist when I talk about this.
We're 100% being fed poison, CEOs don't even eat the shit they peddle. Everything is to make money, make you sick to sell you something to make you better. Eating the EXACT same shit in a country like Italy is worlds different, you don't get bloated, you don't get the same options even. I never even saw Pepsi products, probably banned. Pasta, pizza, gelato, daily, no bloat, no laziness, no negatives.
Crazy what America allows its people to consume knowing it's killing and making us dumber. All in the name of money. I hate this place.
No thanks, i prefer femboy milk
NSFW
Is that induced lactation or… ?
In a way.
Thought this was violet for a sec
nope, femboy milk better
Boy, you need Jesus.
Holy femboy milk.
instructions unclear, forcefemmed and milked jesus
My nuclear family group chat is discussing gut health and diet. I am very tempted to post this in there.
Why are you drinking milk after you stopped being a baby, are you Homelander or something?
Oh not this again. Why is milk such a weird misinformation topic for so many people? If you're lactose intolerant, don't drink milk. But it's just milk, not a miracle cure jfc. If your country has a crop that has a lot of calories, that's what people consume, like rice, bread, beans, potatoes, or milk.
Animals don't fly in airplanes, all crops and products take energy, the dairy industry is fucked up and has a long history of shitty ethics, and all business is competitive. But, if you like milk, drink it, if you don't, don't. But dairy milk isn't poison, neither is grain milk, and neither of those is evil or amazing, they're just food.
Eat a balanced diet and exercise and don't smoke or vape, get 8 hours of sleep, treat your femboys well, commit arson, drink more water, take a deep breath, and if your parents aren't pieces of shit and they're still alive, give them a call. Everything in moderation.
Stop being so hard on yourself. Life is too short. There is no such thing as a panacea.
you missed the joke
the claim that it's poison isn't serious, neither is the claim that plant milk is a cure
it's just a setup for the punchline
Yeah, I see that, there's just too much bs surrounding milk in politics to not address the premise of the joke. Maybe if it was purely sarcastic and there wasn't unironic conversation about this in this very post, I could ignore it. But there is, so it must be said.
what's wrong with normal milk?
Animal abuse
It’s a no win situation. Either you’re a ruthless BigAg megacorp treating a living being like a machine for financial gain, or you’re an independent farmer who’s built a relationship with your cow by looking her in the eye each time you reach down with a slow, firm, gentle hand. One’s cruel, one’s unusual.
Soy milk or oat milk is a pretty big W in my book
Conceptually, yeah. But I can’t classify any product that has its roots in seeds/pesticides/herbicides produced for monoculture then processed and packaged by conglomerates that leave the brand name of the farms and small producers they bought out so they could peddle the fiction of “small farm” or “ethical” as a win. It’s a step in the right direction, but like so many things capitalism gets its hands on, it’s also often greenwashed to target buyers who want to feel like their choice is ethical but we’re still buying from shitty companies that profit from your soy milk purchase just as much as from someone else’s whole milk purchase. There’s not a lot of environmentally conscious, sustainably grown, artisanal soy milk made from heirloom seeds being sold at farmer’s markets.
Idk if this is you but it doesn't follow that because there is no ethical consumption under capitalism therefore I'll just have cows raped, separated from their babies, and murdered my whole life so I can drink their secretions.
Drinking soy or oat milk is definitely more ethical than cows milk. Im not saying it is saying it is 100% ethically pure just as no consumption under capitalism can be ethically pure.
Harm reduction is the point because there’s no clean win in the system. But the people selling the animal derived products are often also the ones selling conscientious consumers the oat milk. They don’t care about harm reduction, just profits, and as veganism has grown increasingly popular they’ve amped up producing products to supply that demand. At the end of the day, we don’t actually need bovine milk, or soy milk, or oat milk. Whatever form they’re in they’re a want, not a need. If your only challenge to a system designed to profit from exploitation is to indulge your wants but feel good because that want is advertised as better, you’re not challenging the system. Living requires consumption, all living things do it. Sometimes reducing harm to others means deciding to forgo the want for something you don’t really need in the first place.
I use soy milk to help meet my protein needs not wants. It is sold by three trees who only sells organics and only plant based milks.
I became a vegan to reduce my consumption and impact. It was not and still is not a popular decision. It was not advertised to me. It was and continues to be actually quite alienating.
I work to challenge "the system" in many ways other than my veganism, but to be clear veganism is challenging "the system." It is explicitly about making the choice to not indulge in wants if they cause harm.
Of course capitalists will cash in on any trend. Guilt by association is a fallacy that can be used to incorrectly dismiss anything.
Cows aren't animals.
Except your mom.
Bites you as hard as I can.
most of the world is allergic to milk, also breeding and killing cows contributes to global warming and animal torture
most of the world is allergic to milk,
I'm going to need to see some sources to back up that claim.
Edit: this seems to say less than 0,5% of adult population is allergic to milk. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1939455122000229
Lactose intolerance is more common.
Experts estimate that about 68 percent of the world’s population has lactose malabsorption.1
https://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/digestive-diseases/lactose-intolerance/definition-facts
But that's far from allergy. Allergies are more severe than just bloating, diarrhea and gas.
Yeah I guess that's what they meant.
Has to be, only way it makes sense and would explain why i was surprised over it as I'm form EU and it's significantly less people are effected here.
Virtually all adult humans will develop some degree of lactose intolerance as they age. A lot of people just never connect the fact that they are getting more farty and bloated with dairy, so in cultures where dairy consumption is more culturally ingrained, mild to moderate lactose intolerance tends to be underreported.
I guess, you didn't claim otherwise, but just to point out that there's actually also a genetic change in cultures that have consumed dairy for longer:
In northern European countries, early adoption of dairy farming conferred a selective evolutionary advantage to individuals that could tolerate lactose. This led to higher frequencies of lactose tolerance in these countries. For example, almost 100% of Irish people are predicted to be lactose tolerant.
The nsfw instance is that way 👉
No thanks
Is this some puritanical US thing where even cleavage is NSFW?
It's not puritanical at all: op has a thirst and I'm telling them where to find satisfaction. The sexy instance is quiet and it needs more Homelander energy.
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