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[-] soiejo@hexbear.net 47 points 10 months ago

This feels like a meme from here, no way a Gamer did this lmao

also Raiden with Biden is a Max0r joke

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

Yeah this is 1000% making fun of capital-G Gamers

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago
[-] 4am@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Panty Raiden

[-] axont@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago

I can't imagine anyone in Metal Gear being gay, especially not Ocelot

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 43 points 10 months ago

Certainly not Ocelot. A man super into cowboys and fancy guns and twirling them in cute little routines, all while obsessively stalking one man and his clones for over 50 years. That kind of traditional masculinity is what the wokes want to take from us

[-] CA0311@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago
[-] Orannis62@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

His first fight with Raiden in MGS4 is both gayer and more erotic than it would have been if they'd made it actually a sex scene

[-] Deadend@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

He’s bi, That’s why he’s called Vamp.

Not the blood thing.

[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Psycho Mantis maybe? Seems more ace to me though

[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Ooh changing my answer to the End. He was secretly pining for Miller the whole time but sadly died unrequited

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Psycho Mantis is one of those guys who's fucking yoked and tattooed and plays the chainsaw butcher at a haunted house, but has a perfectly wholesome nuclear family and a day job as a cake decorator.

[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

This guy?

Are you thinking Raven or something?

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago
[-] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

yeah, he's not wearing the mask to work

[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Sure about that?

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

There's no way a gamer made this, it's actually funny

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

RAIDEN WITH BIDEN

Goddammit this made me chuckle. This is unacceptable.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

I'm Woke Dick and I love dick

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

A gender to surpass metal gear

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

Clearly they are not aware out of how painfully homoerotic MGS has been since, literally, MGS.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Missing the ending of MGS2 is like missing the volleyball scene in Top Gun

[-] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Snake: hng i'm a naughty little black ops infiltrator you don't know what information i've gathered and sent along already you need to torture me in your secret underground facility to find out what i know and who i'm working for

Ocelot: ...i am not doing that

[-] Raiden_with_Biden@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

who leaked the script this is unacceptable

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Big Woke

Antifa Supersoldiers need a country of their own to end their abuse and oppression by world governments. He was trained by The Woke, but forced to kill her through machinations by the CIA. Now he fights for liberation against 5-E-Y-E-S despite being hunted by his own brainwashed son.

[-] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago
[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Where is the 10 hour long YouTube video about how leftists keep trying to turn Solid Dick into a gay icon but actually he's the straightest dude in gaming history?

[-] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Soundtrack composed by Pronoun Gender Abortion

[-] Tervell@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

2030? It already happened 10 years before that

this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2023
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