What’s upstairs??!!?

Well now I want to visit!

It’s a good start, but the coven needs a bigger stoop.

Where's the abortionarium?

"Gendre swap machine"

Oh, if only that were true...

I specifically asked for a avocado toast eating lounge?

The room dedicated to butt plugs is way too small.

This on about 500 acres with a replica of the Top Gear track within walking distance of a quiet pub is literally heaven for me

I'm moving the cuddle puddle to the milking room. Who's coming?

2 STORY GRAND FOYER

Does it go to a 2nd floor?

... ... ...No

I remember using this set of floor plans for a Minecraft house.

Bad design.

Dungeon goes in the basement, not in the middle next to the cuddle puddle or the burlesque room. The noise and activity would throw off the vibe.

Really, it sort of depends on the type of energy you’re going for, but I’d make that dungeon room the massage parlor/tarot card reading/high tea service room. Foyer gets a boot shine station.
Hair and makeup moves to the polycule room, which is lined with mirrors and outside the gender swap machine.
Pet play moves to the current massage parlor, which appears to be some sort of 3-seasons room - everyone knows that cats need sunlight. Current pet play room becomes vetting and administration, plus coat check.
Milking room and dungeon go to the basement, along with group showers, rigging, and the science lab (medical, vacuum beds, electrostim) and other wet or high noise equipment. No carpet. Tile. That way you can hose it out.
Poly play room, group sex, and individual suites are upstairs. Each room has ‘flipper’ signs indicating status - reserved, observers welcome, participants welcome, do not disturb, in need of cleaning. Upstairs bathroom has a compact dishwasher under the sink that’s capable of sterilizing. Pantry has a lending library of sorts.

Editing to add: what’s currently the milking room becomes my office, where I shitpost to the Fediverse.

Bullshit!1111!!!!!!

WHO puts a DUNGEON(!) behind an OPEN gallery????

I appreciate that the milking room is next to the vegan kitchen. Human breastmilk given with consent is vegan, so line up those Antifa milkers for a mouthwatering, very throwable milkshake.

Strangest cluedo board ever

Every new building should be required to have a cuddle puddle.

Why is the butt plug room so small? Are we even serious about fighting fascism?

What's that font? I can use that.

Vegan kitchen

Hell yeah

Classic, grand foyer with zero second floor😂

Where is it? Asking for… uhm… a friend…

I think I need this in my life. Anyone else want to pitch in for antwofa headquarters or am I going to have to enjoy the petplay and burlesque on my own?

I'm suspecting that Vegan Kitchen is less vegan than it implies, if the next-door milking room is anything to go by.

extra privacy toilet?

ATTN: the Outdoor Burlesque and Stripper and Drag and Broadway Musical and Sex Stage HAS TABLES for you to EAT AT! Alternatively, you can take your meals off dishes on the floor in the Petplay Room, like a good little puppy or kitten. Eating in the BDSM Dungeon is discouraged because people keep stepping on the food which can be either unsanitary or wasteful. Also, PLEASE DO NOT EAT ON THE POLYCULE BED. You know who you are.

the pantry shall be stocked with soup for my family.