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Poor piggies :(
Which ones? The animals, or the animals?
I mean the friendly intelligent ones, that sing to their children and do not have donuts as their primary food source.
Ah got it.
He means the pigs that squeal when they don't get their way and have the intelligence of a dog.
Still kinda vague.
I mean the pigs that spend most of their day in a small confined space in fear of people, stuffing their faces with processed foods. You know, the pigs who are owned by large corporations.
Hmmmmmm
Still not quite sure
That’s an insult to dogs. K9 cops are the only “cops” that don’t chose their career and the ones sent running headlong into danger, often without protective equipment, because their lazy handlers won’t risk their own skin. Punch a police dog (and you’re a bastard if you do); assault on an officer. Leave your “partner” locked inside the squad car to die during the summer (and you’re a bastard regardless); “tragic accident”.
Got it. Police.
Legend 👏🏼👏🏼
Only issue with this is his introducing the pigs to unsafe individuals.
Fucking legend
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you know when people do things that made you wish you had come up with it first?
Based
Florida man has a new sidekick
Florida man is the sidekick this man trolls for justice
It's a good joke but not worth getting arrested for... I feel like he didn't plan very much... :)
If this turns into "terrorism using pigs", I will give him bonus points. It may actually do that in America.
If only this actually happened
And then everyone stood up and clapped.
Guys, you can slap text over anyone's portrait and say they did literally anything; it doesn't make it true.
Edit: Oh, Lemmy does not like being told that they can't be trusted to have basic media literacy.
It's a shitpost mate, settle down.
Lemmy will and does believe literally anything; I'm sorry that I take it within that context.
You'll be tagged as the one who thought a shitpost was serious, got corrected, and doubled down.
You’ll be tagged as the one who thought a shitpost was serious
Please do tag me; tag me as the one who didn't think a shitpost was serious but that Lemmy users collectively cannot be trusted to tell the difference.
YOU are the one that cannot tell the difference! You seem to not know where you are.
You: Don't believe it! It's a shitpost!
Everyone: Haha Yeah it's a shitpost. That's... Why we're here.
You: No, you don't get it! It's not real!
Everyone: Yeah, we know.
You: I'm the only one who knew!!
🥈heres your award
You must be so fun at parties
The people I party with aren't morons like the average Lemmy user.
We all knew this was fake, you were just the only one dumb enough to think others believed it. Ironic.
You know what, I'll just copy–paste this here, although I've never actually hoarded examples of all the times Lemmy was essentially as dumb as Reddit:
Several weeks ago, there was this post in a news community to a BBC News article. It was a real article; no tricks, correct headline. But the link was a 404. When I found it, it was upvoted about 20–0. I downvoted it as obviously nonfunctional but also commented remarking that it’s a 404 and giving the OP the correct link. When I came back to that post a couple hours later hoping to upvote a fixed link, the link was unchanged, it was upvoted 50–1 (my downvote), and it had one comment (mine) upvoted 1–0. (Edit: I checked, to preemptively clarify, that this wasn’t a “me” problem.)
Lemmy users collectively have the media literacy of a housefly.
In this thread, you're the one we're giggling at because you think you're so clever, yet simultaneously fail to realize that everyone knows this shit is fake. Nobody cares about your previous interactions, just how dumb and smarmy you look here.
Shit, no, I think you're right, actually: maybe Lemmy are worth taking seriously because I remember they were smart enough to correct your stupid, confidently incorrect ass the other day with "hurr durr Windows malware can't run through WINE".
My guy, if you hate Lemmy so much then what in the Kentucky fried fuck are you doing here?
- I like the Reddit/threadiverse format.
- I like the fact that it's free as in freedom.
- I like federation.
- I like that there are intelligent people; the collective is extremely frustrating and intellectually lazy, but there are actual thought-provoking interactions by people who put in actual effort.
Did it ever cross your mind that the real life collective is extremely frustrating and intellectually lazy? So I'm not sure who you think you're throwing shade at when you whine about "Lemmy"..... is it not more or less a representation of the real world?
And like the real world, the way to deal with that is not masturbating your intellect by trying to insult literally everyone around you...... it's to know when to speak up, know when to keep it to yourself, and read the fucking room. I'm on the spectrum myself, it took me way longer than I'd like to learn to do this. I still struggle with it.
You're probably actually decently smart. But your autism is going to have people ignoring what you're saying because you're being an antisocial dink.
2/4 ain't bad.
I like the fact that it’s free as in freedom.
Freedom subject to the instance you are signed up to (and posting to) , unless you run your own, but if you do that why are on .world ?
I like that there are intelligent people; the collective is extremely frustrating and intellectually lazy, but there are actual thought-provoking interactions by people who put in actual effort.
If you are looking for this in a community called "Lemmy Shitpost" i have an exciting bridge based opportunity in which i think you'll be interested.
Being a person of evident intellect, I’m sure you'll recognise an opportunity when you see one.
Freedom subject to the instance you are signed up to (and posting to)
Referring to the underlying software, not to moderation. Which is sort of a corollary to federation, but not entirely when you look at something like Bluesky where you can federate but don't truly run your own "Bluesky". Sure there's implicit trust in what the instance is running since you aren't auditing it, but I'm willing to see shades of grey and that this is better in that regard than corporate social media.
If you are looking for this in a community called “Lemmy Shitpost”
Not really (although a number of people on Lemmy put in the effort to make clever, homebrewed shitposts, which is beside the point). Sometimes Lemmy Shitpost just has funny stuff that makes for a more well-rounded social media experience. I never said I'm only looking for thought-provoking interactions; intelligent company doesn't have to be self-serious. The whole reason I even made my original comment is that I'm persistently disappointed that I can't walk into a thread about an obvious fiction made as a joke and think that Lemmy collectively understands the difference. Something that is funny turns into a source of frustration when I consider user behavior I've seen on Lemmy before.
So you believe literally anything?
I see your point, but the people you’re speaking of (ones who don’t check the community name before taking this for granted) are probably not going to be reading these comments either, they’re most likely 400 metric screen-spans away by now and pausing a couple milliseconds as they try to parse a post about jeans made out of beans.
but the people you’re speaking of (ones who don’t check the community name before taking this for granted) are probably not going to be reading these comments either
Genuinely fair, well-considered point. I appreciate it and will consider it more heavily the next time I see something like this.
Good for you. Glad I could make a change today.
We know... Lol
It's a shitpost. If it's true, it's funny. If it's not, it's still funny. So nobody actually cares whether it's true.
Guys, you can slap text over anyone's portrait
Not only "anyone's portrait", this one is giving off AI vibes. Slopposts are easier and easier to generate nowadays.
Wrong /c/ for logic, friend.
I've fell victim to that one before. You'll learn
this post was submitted on 24 May 2026
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