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tldr; Fetterman is considering flipping to Republican because his only friend is a fellow 6'8 GOP Senator

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[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 31 points 4 days ago

I'm trying not to be ableist but i keep drawing a brain damage -> republican link in my head.

if nothing else, the man is a sandwich board of proof as to how close democrats and republicans are.

[-] PleasantPeasant@hexbear.net 28 points 4 days ago

i think the only thing the stroke did was make him completely unable to hide his ogre nature, i think he always was like this at heart (see: him pulling a shotgun on a black man out on an evening jog + faking being working class when he was born with silver spoon in mouth)

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

What goes without saying is he's definitely some sort of unfinished prototype that has proven too ogrish for mass production. They're going to try to reign in the costs overruns from the RnD department by just using him as a sort of gollum. Where that goes at the end of the day is anyone's guess.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

This is why you can't trust tall people

Their grasp is equal to their reach!

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

this is what babel is truly about

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

The movie or the tower?

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

He needs to be beaten like a rabid dog

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

Doesn't take much, you could probably convince him of anything as long as you hand him some shiny rocks or some bones.

[-] RION@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

He's going Nixon mode I'm afraid

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

He's the only one he can see eye-to-eye with.

[-] Ekranoplane@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

But he's already hexbear's dog :( how did we let this happen

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

like biden adopted rtx bernie

all but

you're going so far out of your way to misread this, it's just a way to say they're friends

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 5 points 4 days ago

He just reappropriated Randy Johnson's nickname?

I guess him being lazy on top of all his other bullshit shouldn’t be surprising.

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