"Congratulations, you won million dollars! But first, we'll, of course, have to deduct the cost of the AI credits you used in this challenge..."
they don’t have ai…
Why is Mr Beast next to the picture of Claude's butthole?
Just do it already.
he of course determines who is the winner beforehand, like all his other challenges.
Every time I see that face I want to get violent. I want to just bash his head in with an axe handle. That fake ass fucking smile just drives me to rage and I don't know why.
Because he is a insufferable douche bag
The smile doesn't reach his eyes. When someone is genuinely smiling, the area around the eyes wrinkle up some (especially the outside corners). Fake smiles don't do that, not without conscious effort. It's so unsettling because it's setting off an instinctual urge of "this guy is being deceptive and is likely a threat". You can check by covering part of the face in the image: cover the mouth, and the eyes just look dead and soulless.
I'm not usually one to knock someone's appearance but you're right with this guy's weird friggin grin. Like it's not genuine or even appearing to be, in the slightest.
It's so cynical, cold, creepy and soulless. How did the A-B testing that drives his every single decision settle on that expression?
flex gang where
I use flex for most stuff 💪🏼
Now make it work on IE6.
Hey. Hey hey hey HEY.
That's not fair to us.
Random Linux nerds who were bullied. BULLIED, I say. When we coded our personal sites on Netscape on Linux (which was painful enough when Netscape 4 had a hazy understanding of CSS1/2 already) and the site had some random glitches on IE from time when we couldn't ensure IE compatibility.
This "IE6" shit needs to stay buried, OK? This is "history that must never repeat" shit, OK? OK. Good.
BONUS JOKE:
There was a whole range of jokes dedicated to what happens when you shoot yourself on foot with your favourite programming language.
My favourite was this:
"You shoot yourself in the foot with JavaScript.
If using Netscape, your arm falls off.
If using MSIE, your head explodes."
After adding rounded corners.
Ah, I remember the days when they used to be using PNGs for those.
PNGs!? Oh sweet summer child...
IE6 didn't support PNGs? I guess I could misremember but I am fairly sure it did.
Not transparent PNGs without using some cursed vendor css filter stuff
Ah, and I remember doing it.
I wish I didn't.
Looks pretty centered to me ✅
I am <center><div>fuck Mr beast</div></center> old
margin-left: 276px;
Adjust number until it looks centered. Easy peasy.
Make sure to put !important at the end just to be sure.
Best viewed on Internet Explorer with 800x600 display
People wanting to also center it vertically is what broke the web.
Just add <br> untill it looks somewhat in the middle, doh
...or tables with a lot of spacer.gif
Imagine if it had no internet access but it had all the relevant docs.
Holy shit those lifeless eyes give me the creeps
I stand by my description of him: "That guy in Youtube thumbnails who smiles with his teeth but not his eyes."
I just took a screenshot of the image and then cropped the bottom of his face out, there is no denying it
I don’t know what it is, but I just simply can’t believe that the guy is not deeply involved in some of the most twisted shit.
Hah. How about this: trap 1,000 regular web developers in a room. First one to use a proper semantic element instead of a div wins $1 million.
Good luck finding 1000 regular Web developers in this market
Or any market really, they really like their caves
And their divs.
Forcing people to write CSS? I thought there was an international treaty against that
I learned today that the "branding" for Claude is an anus.
All the AI logos are.
Fucking jumpscare
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