What the fuck is wrong with people?

"Think about how dumb the average person is. Now, realize that half of them are dumber than that."

• • George Carlin

Even if it was safe “Fitbit in your skull” sounds awful

As I said in another thread about nLink:

Anyone getting this shit will die just like every single fucking monkey test subject. If they don’t die, their suffering will be unbearable

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-pcrm-neuralink-monkey-deaths/

Go on Elon, show us how it’s done and take the first one

Love that they're calling it a Fitbit in your skull. Cause Fitbit is currently dying and removing support. Imagine getting a skull implant that stops getting support and updates after a year, and you now have a useless device in your brain

"Your trial subscription to module: 'breathing' will end in 30 days. If you'd like to continue your subscription please accept the new terms and conditions and link your payment method using the following link."

P.s. I know neuralink cannot do this... Yet

This is like self-solving problem then?

This timeline sucks.

tf is my skull gonna do with a fitbit?

I'm sure Musk won't randomly disable any features remotely.

I would guess, and this is completely a guess, these are Elon fans who think that the vaccines were dangerous and had microchips in them.

He’s done wonders with Twitter/Tesla/spacex, I don’t see how he could foul this up

Everyone needs to read about the poor monkeys in these trials.

Horrific.

It does not surprise me that muskrats would sign up for this. Theyre basically brainwashed anyway so a chip wouldnt really change much.

natural selection is back baby

We... at least I learnt about this in school. Its called natural selection.

No way in hell would I do that. I can't think of a worse technology to be an earlier adopter on.

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Fuck him, and fuck that.

Musk makes it sound like he is the only person with a company investing in this, even though.

One example is Synchron that already beat him to human trials two years ago

Hooo boii. I just cannot wait till we can't sleep because Muskrat keeps appearing in our dreams, trying to convince us that he is a cool memer.

Ah, natural selection. I don't wish death upon any of these people, but I certainly won't be surprised when they start dropping like flies (or the countless monkeys in the trials).

I'd be in line myself of it wasn't for a few key things.

Successful trials

Elon's history on fucking with shit for his own entertainment and/or personal gain

You know this will be connected to the internet to work

I need one of these chips like I need a hole in my... oh.

Eh, someday we're going to have safe, powerful cybernetic implants and it'll be because some people were willing to be test subjects. I'm not willing to be a test subject myself but I'm glad that other people are.

I can see 2024 headlines: "Neuralink test subjects try to crash into pedestrians or blow up before reaching space. Workers implanted the wrong chips due to time pressure from the CEO"